Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

And he was like, hey, I saw your clip on a plane and you were really funny and hope we can work together. And it sounded so catfishy. I was like, yeah, whatever, truck, right? And... But then I thought like, oh, if I can live with being catfished, I can't live with if it was actually Bill Burr, and I said off. So I replied like, oh, hey, thanks. I'm a huge fan of yours.

And he was like, hey, I saw your clip on a plane and you were really funny and hope we can work together. And it sounded so catfishy. I was like, yeah, whatever, truck, right? And... But then I thought like, oh, if I can live with being catfished, I can't live with if it was actually Bill Burr, and I said off. So I replied like, oh, hey, thanks. I'm a huge fan of yours.

That's high praise coming from you. I live in Australia, so I don't think we'll ever get a chance to work together. But hopefully one day, if I ever get to go to America, I'll see you in the circuit. And then he said, hey, I'm touring Australia next year. I'd love for you to be on the show. open for me. And I was like, yeah, whatever, it's a truck. It's a catfish, it's clearly a catfish.

That's high praise coming from you. I live in Australia, so I don't think we'll ever get a chance to work together. But hopefully one day, if I ever get to go to America, I'll see you in the circuit. And then he said, hey, I'm touring Australia next year. I'd love for you to be on the show. open for me. And I was like, yeah, whatever, it's a truck. It's a catfish, it's clearly a catfish.

And so I was like, whatever. And then I didn't think too much about it. I kept kind of doing my thing. And then a year later, hey, I get this email to go to the theater. And the whole time I'm like, I'm going to get murdered. You know, this is not going to... And I show up until I was in Bill Burr's green room. And he was like, oh, this will be on the show, man. That clip was super fun.

And so I was like, whatever. And then I didn't think too much about it. I kept kind of doing my thing. And then a year later, hey, I get this email to go to the theater. And the whole time I'm like, I'm going to get murdered. You know, this is not going to... And I show up until I was in Bill Burr's green room. And he was like, oh, this will be on the show, man. That clip was super fun.

I saw you on the plane. And he became a friend and a mentor. And he executive produces my comedy specials now. And it's a real crazy, rare story of meeting your heroes and them being really cool in the end. Yeah, so Bill Burr, and that's about it.

I saw you on the plane. And he became a friend and a mentor. And he executive produces my comedy specials now. And it's a real crazy, rare story of meeting your heroes and them being really cool in the end. Yeah, so Bill Burr, and that's about it.

You mean the movie challengers. I've talked so much shit about this movie. And I support women in the arts. Zendaya is, like, my favorite. I love that they put a woman in sports. It's cool. I have a lot of problems with it. The two tennis players are hot. The two men they chose, not up to par. I want, like, I want big Italians or, like, Serbian dudes.

You mean the movie challengers. I've talked so much shit about this movie. And I support women in the arts. Zendaya is, like, my favorite. I love that they put a woman in sports. It's cool. I have a lot of problems with it. The two tennis players are hot. The two men they chose, not up to par. I want, like, I want big Italians or, like, Serbian dudes.

Like, I don't want these, like, twinkie British guys. And then...

Like, I don't want these, like, twinkie British guys. And then...

It was like... And he's... When he was a coach, he was just a zaddy in the stands. It was... I mean, Tommy Haas. Oh, these men are beautiful. I lost track. But, um...

It was like... And he's... When he was a coach, he was just a zaddy in the stands. It was... I mean, Tommy Haas. Oh, these men are beautiful. I lost track. But, um...

The grip was so off. And I'm fine with her having a grip that's off. But if you're going to say the greatest tennis player who ever played tennis, just put the grip. It's like if a football player was holding it from the back of the football and throwing.

The grip was so off. And I'm fine with her having a grip that's off. But if you're going to say the greatest tennis player who ever played tennis, just put the grip. It's like if a football player was holding it from the back of the football and throwing.

Also, show a threesome. Like, show it. I also never watched the movie.

Also, show a threesome. Like, show it. I also never watched the movie.

No.

No.