Rookie

I mean, I wasn't the worst. It was like good, but then I just like, it was, it was like do something.

yep uh rancho boulevard yeah ranch ranch drive ranch park yeah it's something ranch it's a cute cute as a button little par three i'm booked for 8 30 tomorrow i'm gonna go to orange 387 and then just golf a quick round at 8 30 i dude you should do that or like see if they got a membership and just like i probably will do that because that is like it's only 10 beans for to play around hitting a yeah that is very nice but hitting a buckaroo yeah hitting a buckaroo

You could throw your headphones. It's like lifting. It's like you just can hang out.

Dude, I might become a member too. And maybe like after we like film like a seven game or maybe go there. So I don't know. I would love to get, I'd love to get good.

So we probably can get some rounds in there. That place is great. Great course.

I mean, it's great stuff.

It changes the experience so much. Just they got towels on towels.

I want to butcher it. It's like 78% of towels and circulation are in Equinox.

Yeah, it was really... Yeah, how was it?

Well, you saw my message. Yeah, I saw that, yeah. I did it in the Players' Tribune.

yeah i saw that yeah thank you john um thank you john and and and it was sad because you know they like these dumbbells don't they don't know yeah they're just dumbbells like they don't they don't get what they don't understand what's happening yeah they're dumbbells yeah so so a fiver a fiver tried to follow me out no really what do you say like where are we going you just kept rolling with me i was like i don't know

It's over. Yeah.

That was probably hard.

I talked to the pack deck. I talked to a little pull-up bar.

Not equal. Equals my bae. Yeah. But LA Fitness, John Reed, you can't cancel your membership. You can't do it.

It's like I went to both. No, no. I went to John Reed.

And they said, here, email this email. And I emailed them. It's like, I haven't got an email back.

Okay, that, there's no chance we did that.

I emailed both, and I can almost guarantee you in two months, I'm going to be like, we're going to still be talking about this, and I'll be like, I've paid $300 extra to a gym that I'm not a member of.

Dude, Lifetime back in Denver did the same thing. I was paying for it for six months last year.

Yeah. I mean, my confession is like, I just don't know what to buy. It's like, I got a $300 voucher here.

But here's the thing. Here's the thing that's awesome about the Rockies is, like, you don't have to do this right now.

I'm going to win a couple World Series over and over.

Yep. Well, I was just like, this is blue, and it's in my size.

I was kind of like, I would rather have a Dodgers hat, honestly.

And it was like, I want the Dodgers, but they do not have that.

You don't have to... Hey.

I'll tell you that.

Oh, good.

Oh my God, for sure.

Wow, that's insane.

Yeah.

Oh, by the way, let's pop this video up right here. We did our first toe stomp. Heads. I got heads. I got tails.

1.5.

I think it's Tuesday. Yeah. I don't, I'm, I'm all turned around Tuesday.

Okay.

That's fair.

Donovan Mitchell.

Same with Jokic. They say Jokic. They say Jokic. The craziest one was Fred Van Fleet. Yeah, that's the OG. You're getting it wrong every single time.

Does D-Book have like an 80 piece or something? I knew D-Book, yeah. He has like a 73 piece. That's crazy. What else we got? News.

There's something for sure. There's something special about waking up on a money. I go into the gym.

Yeah, he was just like, I don't, this guy's not, there's no way that guy beats me.

We're like, it just, it doesn't even, it doesn't make sense in my head. Like, you can't, that guy can't be the champ.

And then Aljo just keeps losing.

Let's go into D.C.,

Duke Cannon is celebrating the anonymous icons of college hoops, the mascots. Shout out to the mascots, man. Putting in the work. I mean, we've touched on it a little bit. Just for the love of the game, man.

They're not getting the credit, man. They're under the mask. They're the real unsung heroes.

Okay. Yeah.

I haven't really done this yet. I've been using, not that one, but the other one that I took home. Okay, I'm trying Midnight Swim Sandalwood Plus Lavender. Wow.

I could make the argument that like Sonia is my favorite.

Genuinely great. Give that a whiff. How's that?

You know what? At this point, there's so many scents going on.

That, I mean, that was my first smell. Yeah, that is good.

Yeah, I think a lot of people would be surprised, Danny. I think the blue devil takes down Shasta. Wow, you do? I got three words for you.

And he's got a sword and he's got a fricking mask and he's got all the armor. He's got what it takes, Danny. Okay. And Shasta, by the way, is not even a top three cougar.

He's been that guy the whole tournament.

Well, he keeps the main thing the main thing.

You know what I'm saying? I think he obviously can take it to the ground. He actually knows he's learning to kick a lot better.

He's been doing the guillotine. But listen, not in the final four, you're not doing the guillotine.

Actually, let's take matters into our own hands. You shouldn't retire. You're fired, Tuesday.

No, no. You're going straight to the... Straight to the chomp? Yeah.

We'll see.

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Don't shame me for really enjoying this.

Yeah, I've got the thick body wash of that one.

So I've been smelling that.

It's called the authorities time.

Where are, where is this bird?

I don't think so. I don't think we have.

Yeah, that's so true. Honestly, that makes me, like, a little bit more hopeful. Like, I think he's probably playing.

If any of you are, like, overseas sticks, and you see a bird playing basketball, that's probably Blue Jay. That's probably Blue Jay, yeah. Snap a flick and just send it to us.

Yeah.

King Breadword's really, like, he's stepping up.

But I am, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes it's like you just got to take those hits from King Bradworth.

Because talking shit about where I'm doing it, it's like fine. Like how I like to wear my hats. Okay. That's fun and games. Talking about taking the brims off.

Golf.

You know how many brand deals they got? They got fucking...

Yeah, wow.

Hold on, time out. Time out. I got time. Glick? Glick? I can look it up. I got it.

Because if it's a typo, it's a typo. And it happens, and we'll get better, and we'll be back.

Oh my God. Yep.

Yeah, L. Where'd the L come from? You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You're not in trouble.

I can't get over glicks.

You want to just try to make a hypothesis on what a Glick could possibly be?

Let's use some context clues. Let's just read what's around that.

Yeah, no, thanks for, you know what, thanks for sticking with us.

No, Calzone's just fucking.

He's sending us on a wild goose chase.

No, yeah, you should probably go upstate with it.

Before was, was, was?

No, I got it. I got it. I got it was is. No, no, no. You're terrifying this guy. You're terrifying the calzone. Okay? You don't like your... Hey, calzone. Why are you... He said he's terrified.

That's a whole different... Well, look at his profile. I know, I know, I know. He's a pepperoni pizza.

Or maybe he's a calzone, but that's just a picture of a pizza that he looks up to.

This one comes from Russell Wood. We've got severance and complaint.

Howdy, fellas. Just pondering why in the world we use leaf blowers instead of leaf suckers. Pause. I am. I am. Am I know?

I'm 90% sure it's 119. Are you? And that's good enough for me.

Well, it's like the leaves are just going somewhere else now. And that is an issue.

Listen, I bet there's a leaf sucker out there. There probably is, and it makes more sense. It makes a lot more sense. By the way, there was a guy trimming the tree on the top of the building next to us, and I almost died. And this is what I did.

The way we did it, it should be how everybody plays.

Trimming branches off the tree.

From like three stories up.

No, I was walking out of my car, getting through my gate, and it fell right in front of my face. And I went, yo!

And then that was it. Because he was like, oh, sorry.

I would have had to go to the hospital.

That I'm surprised that doesn't happen more like people just like you're, you're, you're teeing off on the whole right there.

This one is just a standard good question from Cam Kuttner, middle reliever for the Phillies. Yeah. Hey, Datch and Zanny, quick cue for you. If you were to be paid $25,000 per piece of pizza you ate in one sitting, how many could you eat? I think personally the kid is putting back 30. Much love. And by the kid, he means himself, I think.

Yeah. I think that's about right.

And I'm going to puke, and then I'm going to eat it, and then I'm just going to make like $8 million.

If a fish dies, I'm going to be wrecked.

Yeah, we'll figure it out.

Definitely.

No, no. And that, and that's the thing is like, they're so like, they're, they're, they're charming.

They do that.

Nino had a blind mice break into his car.

So like they left his ID and everything.

We're going to steal all your cash and money.

But that's the blind mice for you, man. That's how they are. I wouldn't be surprised if they did again.

I would like the mini bag of SunChips and a Biscoff cookie.

Oh, they'll do it?

Really? 100% of the time. I've never had the nuts to do it.

That's life-changing news.

What if you say like, because it's normally three options. You got like a granola bar, a cookie, and a SunChip.

Wow. What do you do? You can't even tip them.

It wasn't even turbulent.

I wouldn't rather. That's their rules, not mine.

Yeah, I want to get everybody their fucking cookies. Yeah, yeah. This one comes from Sam. We'll wrap up with this. He says, and this is kind of profound now that I'm really reading it. He says, yes, early bird gets the worm, but does he understand the worm?

The early bird always gets the worm, but does he understand the worm?

And then if you miss, you're going to get something. You're playing darts. Yes, yes.

That's a good, very thought-provoking statement there.

And sometimes it's okay to not know the answer.

Because I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. And I'm not afraid to say that.

It doesn't seem like it.

Are they in love?

No.

There are so many questions there. And honestly, we're going to leave you guys with that.

Think on it. Think on it.

119.

Oh, Magneto is the one.

But also we played for an hour. That video is insane.

People, I don't know. I don't think they've thrown at a dartboard. Or maybe we were just asked the night before. Maybe we were drunk or something. I don't know what it was.

I just can't remember to go to the P.O. Box, man.

We threw at the cow's eye for a whole hour.

MVCS.

It's pretty just like this is the most valuable CS.

I'm a big fan of Schultz. You just got to watch it. It's a piece of work.

Yeah, I know. And they would like... If you're like... Dude, if we saw Bobby Lee, we'd be dying.

Dude, and if I was him, I would hang on to that for my whole career and never put it on Netflix. Because like... I would just like, cause now everybody's seen it. You got to get new material and shit.

It's like after a show, every time people probably come up to him and be like, that's the best thing I've ever seen. So I would just never, I would never want to, I would just do that 10,000.

I'll be like, this guy's got something. Um, LV, it's a pretty simple niche one, but if you've ever experienced this, you'll understand what I'm saying. The least valuable online store is Drake's online store. Have you ever tried to go on there? No.

Oh, what do you want?

Danny, so I've had a $300 voucher. I got a Kid Super shirt. Yeah, I was going to get Kid Super. I've had that $300 voucher. So when we bet.

It's stupid. Go to drakerelated.com on your phone. You got to go to Drake's Insta. Just go to Instagram. Go to Drake. Click on the story.

Okay. Take a breath. Go to Instagram. Go to Drake. Slow down, dude. Click on his story. Click on the link. SSS4U. Merch. Drake related. Click on it. Link. Leave the website. Leave Instagram. Okay, I'll hear.

It's just, um, that's the only thing that he does that I think isn't great.

And I would like to do that.

Great music video. I liked it. I didn't want, I still actually haven't watched it. Actually. You don't really have to. It's just a music video. Yeah. I got you. It's like, he's just like dancing and there's, there's like dancers and shit.

No.

But it's good.

And then I just usually just feel ibuprofens in the morning.

And let's also backtrack. We were at Barney's last night with our friends. Our friend's friend is an actress on the show, Yellow Jackets.

Oh, my God, it's so ruined. And then you... Like, good... Honestly, it's, like, good that she dies, because...