Rory Powers

oh maybe that was just the best human disguise they could pull off right it's still to us horrifying but they were like bro you don't even want to see what i look like without without my human disguise on we're sort of getting to some interpretations phil could you please queue up the first piece of evidence this is an artist's interpretation of the events of the day okay

Okay.

Yeah, I'm really glad I'm seeing this because it is just a classic UFO shape.

Yeah.

It couldn't be more textbook, actually.

It's got the big hole in the bottom shooting the light beam down.

And there is a little guy standing in it, almost like a spotlight.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't like it.

I don't like any of this.

He kind of reminds me of Sam the Swamp Jester.

You know, just a very strange outfit.

It's absolutely a lie.

I don't believe that for a second.

Do you think?

It took me three full minutes to pull up my swim shorts at the sauna because I was just so stunned from the event that I was deer in the headlights.

Yeah, but this is next level.

This is beyond.

There's a levitating disc.