Rory Powers
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, they got us both, man.
You know, we're both afflicted in such crazy, horrible ways.
You know, what's weird is my dick actually got bigger after the incident.
They changed my body too, man.
Damn, it's almost like they gave me your life force or something.
That's nuts.
They're like, my metabolism is like wicked fast.
Like I've been eating like fast food and burgers every dinner.
I can't even keep the weight on.
He's doing all this just behind a pulled curtain.
He's like, what one second, buddy, hang in there.
Everything's going to be fine.
I just got to talk to the doctor for a second.
Doc, I feel amazing.
What did they do to me?
I feel like goddamn Superman.
The doctor's like, let me feel your biceps.
You look so good.
Like on the way here, I stopped a bus from hitting a woman with one hand.
I think I have powers.