Rory Scovel

Not that he just has a blabber mouth.

And also, he didn't think it was a problem.

He's like, oh yeah, I'm just going to get her the same scent my ex-girlfriend always wore because I love it.

And then I'll call her.

Let's be honest.

The only reason any guy ever knows the smell of a perfume is because of some woman he dated at some point.

Absolutely.

I don't even know what they're called.

I'm like, oh, you smell like Michelle.

Yeah.

So let's give credit to Carly, who was able to hear him out and separate the ex from the smell and agree to a very, very pungent second date.

Are they both going to show up at the call?

They're going to bathe in the smell.

Yeah, they're going to need gas masks when they meet up.

But text in to 78592 and email the show if you ever feel like you need a little bit of help in your dating life.

We can call that person who's not calling you back.

And go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey.

I'm comedian Rory Scovel, and I'm here to tell you Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

It's called Crimeless, a true crime comedy podcast.

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