Rory Stewart

Oh, I thought Iran would win easily.

Did you?

Yeah.

We can do that.

Well, maybe we should do the rest as Burnley.

We should just go through the whole World Cup looking at any team that has a Burnley player in it.

How many teams do have a Burnley player out of the 48, would you say?

Four or five, I think.

But if you went for one of the kind of giant teams like Manchester City or something, would you find that many more of the teams have played?

I was just trying to keep up with you.

Whereas my sporting interest in UFC is massively limited by the fact that although I'm happy to sit my kids down to watch a World Cup match, I'm not letting a nine-year-old see someone clinically destroyed in a ring with blood everywhere.

What about boxing?

Would you take them to a boxing match?

Just about.

I mean, some of this UFC stuff that I've seen is beyond imagination.

That's the point.

I mean, it's really weird.

That's the point.

And it's also really weird how it's changed over time.

They basically don't do kicks anymore.