Rory

So that's big.

Eventually, the site was visited by a man named Valery Dvořilny, a biologist and local meteorite expert.

Which is kind of the guy you want to be first on the scene.

You know, he's not a UFO enthusiast or kind of an alien nut job.

He investigates the Earth and space.

So he's exactly the kind of guy you want to send up there to figure out what actually crashed.

Yeah.

I will say if you are going to send a scientist like this up the mountain, do send a jock as well.

Do send a buff dude with a gun because that's what they do in all the movies is they send up the scientist, but they also send that guy who's kind of got no sleeves on his shirt and a big cigar and he's already decided he's going to kill something before the sun sets.

And that is just also a healthy attitude to have.

The scientist is walking, getting hit by every branch on the way.

He's got like the white nose of sunscreen on.

He's applying bug spray.

And he's like, he's like, based off of my calculations, we should reach the summit in about, and then the buff guy just goes like, I was going to say grabs the snake.

He's like, you would have been dead if you took one more step.

The scientist is like, careful, it's an endangered species.

No, don't.

That snake is incredibly poisoned.

Eating it like jerky.

He dies in the car park before they even reach the mountain.