Rose

Lucy, I don't think you can laugh at this. I can't. Okay, so after I laughed and pointed at Rose, I said, hey, are you okay? She said, am I blind? And Harry said, no, you're not blind. And I said, oh, okay, then I'm good. Which, like, we don't know. We couldn't have really confirmed that she wasn't blind at the time, but we were just like, yeah, you're not blind. And then I gave her my scarf.

I said, use this to get the pepper spray out of your eyes as I was laughing at her. And they said, hey, I'm really sorry I'm laughing at you. If I got pepper sprayed, would you laugh at me? And she said yes, so then everything was even. And it was just so funny. And then we went to the press box and Rose was like crying laughing. Or it may have been the pepper spray, I don't know.

I said, use this to get the pepper spray out of your eyes as I was laughing at her. And they said, hey, I'm really sorry I'm laughing at you. If I got pepper sprayed, would you laugh at me? And she said yes, so then everything was even. And it was just so funny. And then we went to the press box and Rose was like crying laughing. Or it may have been the pepper spray, I don't know.

I got to be honest, it was more funny than I was scared. Objectively, it's still really funny. I'm no longer scared, and Rose getting pepper sprayed is one of the funniest things that's ever happened.

I got to be honest, it was more funny than I was scared. Objectively, it's still really funny. I'm no longer scared, and Rose getting pepper sprayed is one of the funniest things that's ever happened.

Sadness is funny, and it makes me laugh. My therapist said this is a normal response. My mom did not speak to me for like a week when our dog died, and I couldn't stop laughing. because that's just how I deal with this. I thought that was going to be a funnier sort of bit. Nobody laughed. Now I feel really bad.

Sadness is funny, and it makes me laugh. My therapist said this is a normal response. My mom did not speak to me for like a week when our dog died, and I couldn't stop laughing. because that's just how I deal with this. I thought that was going to be a funnier sort of bit. Nobody laughed. Now I feel really bad.

It's a dog dying. I talked to Nina about it, and she was like, that's a pretty normal coping mechanism. But this was just straight up funny.

It's a dog dying. I talked to Nina about it, and she was like, that's a pretty normal coping mechanism. But this was just straight up funny.

Also, we didn't even acknowledge Kirby Smart calling a timeout during every overtime. That was so annoying. We need to get rid of the timeouts, too.

Also, we didn't even acknowledge Kirby Smart calling a timeout during every overtime. That was so annoying. We need to get rid of the timeouts, too.

I sat next to Urban Meyer at the gate at the Columbus airport when I was leaving. He didn't seem very happy.

I sat next to Urban Meyer at the gate at the Columbus airport when I was leaving. He didn't seem very happy.

No, but he seemed especially unhappy. iPad guy, by the way.

No, but he seemed especially unhappy. iPad guy, by the way.

I didn't look on his screen. I just saw he was using an iPad. Yeah. And I'll say he didn't use it like my dad. It was like close enough. He wasn't doing the thing.

I didn't look on his screen. I just saw he was using an iPad. Yeah. And I'll say he didn't use it like my dad. It was like close enough. He wasn't doing the thing.

No, it seemed like he was just watching stuff. And then he like put his sunglasses on inside. And I said, whoa, big time.

No, it seemed like he was just watching stuff. And then he like put his sunglasses on inside. And I said, whoa, big time.

So for context, Ohio State was on the field singing their alma mater, which a lot of schools do. But I think something that we keep overlooking is that these are 18- and 19-year-old boys, and I've never met a smart or rational one of those in my life.