Rosie Ramsey

That's hilarious.

Oh, imagine wiping your arse with this as a pandemic.

No, this was before the pandemic.

It wasn't even a shortage of toilet roll.

That's what she said.

It was just they didn't have her brand.

Oh, look, we haven't got, you know, I don't know, Andrex Extra Soft.

Show us, give her Charmin.

No, I will not.

Let's give her A4 fucking laser jet paper.

Or you've seen the person who substituted it has never wiped their arse.

Right.

Do you know what I mean?

I think it's been either a computer or there's been a really quick glance and an error.

They've seen paper.

They've not seen anything else.

And they've gone, boom.

So it's either the computer has done it before because you see them on the little pads.

yes but you see them on their pads going around the supermarket doing it so either before it got to the screen of the pad paper for paper has been or they've been in a fucking frantic rush they've looked they've seen paper and they've just got paper but that is so good yeah fair enough can you imagine how upsetting it would be wiping your arse with a crisp sheet of printer paper oh god wouldn't pick anything off would it

No, it would just slide.