Rosie Ramsey

I can see him now.

I can see him.

Big, white, pale arse standing outside of the tent that he's just like crawled out.

So he's shat in it.

He's crawled out of it with a shitty arse and he's standing outside of it.

How can his arse crack and then putting it...

God almighty.

Go and stay in a B&B.

Honestly, I refuse to holiday anywhere where there isn't actual plumbing.

I refuse.

I'll only just go to Greece where you've got to put it in the bin, where you've got to put the bog roll in the bin next to the toilet.

That's upsetting.

I am not spending my free time anywhere where I'm not shitting into work and plumbing.

Yeah, the communal toilet.

Yeah, definitely.

All right.

ruined my day and I'm not even related to the man it's really bad and you know and he probably has a job in that and he probably you know he's probably paid to go there my point is these places are filled with people who will happily wipe their arse out in the open and that's my issue and I'm not going there you go there you go would you have just bent down in the tent I wouldn't have gone

Uncle Chris, are you coming on holiday?

And I went, where?

They went, camping.