Roxanne Roberts
Appearances
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
But isn't there a standing ovation inflation? I mean, there used to be.
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
It had to be great, right? It had to be exceptional for you.
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
Roxanne Roberts. All I want for Christmas is a divorce.
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
I'm sorry, Peter. I must stop you right there. Please. Because I'm having a very hard time understanding any college student wanting to party with their parents. Here is the crazy thing.
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
Argentine billionaire Miquel Garzon is not just a soccer enthusiast. He's the self-proclaimed number one fan of soccer superstar Lionel Messi. Garzon loves him so much that he thinks the Argentine flag should be redesigned to include Messi's face and has poured more than $2 billion of his own fortune into a country-wide referendum that will be on election ballots next year.
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
Garzon, think of a cross between Elon Musk and the Phillies fanatic, said he considered changing the country's name to Mesutina, but decided that might be a bit much. He also thought about putting Messi on currency would be cool, but Argentina's crazy inflation might make the bills obsolete immediately. Garzon announced Monday that more than two million Argentinians had signed his petitions.
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WWDTM: Governor Whitmer
One Argentinian who's not crazy about the idea, Messi, who has quietly tried to talk Garzon into dropping his pet project with no luck. Quote, this is not just about Leo, said Garzon. It's about our history, our sport, and our great country.