Roxanne Roberts

You don't have enough hair.

Here's the problem I always have.

I keep thinking like a logical person.

It's always a mistake because if you have a cavity, then you have a hole in your tooth.

You do.

And this suggests that somehow that hole will get filled in with just...

like medicated toothpaste, but that doesn't seem logical given the fact that you've got eroded enamel.

Or the farmer could just build a fence so the influencers didn't come on their pasture.

But then we wouldn't be talking about it.

Oh, is this the guy that had a heart attack and then his class saved him with CPR?

A little plastic Nobel Prize because all the kids really, really want one.

I'm sorry, Peter. I must stop you right there. Please. Because I'm having a very hard time understanding any college student wanting to party with their parents. Here is the crazy thing.

I'm sorry, Peter. I must stop you right there. Please. Because I'm having a very hard time understanding any college student wanting to party with their parents. Here is the crazy thing.

I'm sorry, Peter. I must stop you right there. Please. Because I'm having a very hard time understanding any college student wanting to party with their parents. Here is the crazy thing.

Argentine billionaire Miquel Garzon is not just a soccer enthusiast. He's the self-proclaimed number one fan of soccer superstar Lionel Messi. Garzon loves him so much that he thinks the Argentine flag should be redesigned to include Messi's face and has poured more than $2 billion of his own fortune into a country-wide referendum that will be on election ballots next year.

Argentine billionaire Miquel Garzon is not just a soccer enthusiast. He's the self-proclaimed number one fan of soccer superstar Lionel Messi. Garzon loves him so much that he thinks the Argentine flag should be redesigned to include Messi's face and has poured more than $2 billion of his own fortune into a country-wide referendum that will be on election ballots next year.

Argentine billionaire Miquel Garzon is not just a soccer enthusiast. He's the self-proclaimed number one fan of soccer superstar Lionel Messi. Garzon loves him so much that he thinks the Argentine flag should be redesigned to include Messi's face and has poured more than $2 billion of his own fortune into a country-wide referendum that will be on election ballots next year.

Garzon, think of a cross between Elon Musk and the Phillies fanatic, said he considered changing the country's name to Mesutina, but decided that might be a bit much. He also thought about putting Messi on currency would be cool, but Argentina's crazy inflation might make the bills obsolete immediately. Garzon announced Monday that more than two million Argentinians had signed his petitions.

Garzon, think of a cross between Elon Musk and the Phillies fanatic, said he considered changing the country's name to Mesutina, but decided that might be a bit much. He also thought about putting Messi on currency would be cool, but Argentina's crazy inflation might make the bills obsolete immediately. Garzon announced Monday that more than two million Argentinians had signed his petitions.

Garzon, think of a cross between Elon Musk and the Phillies fanatic, said he considered changing the country's name to Mesutina, but decided that might be a bit much. He also thought about putting Messi on currency would be cool, but Argentina's crazy inflation might make the bills obsolete immediately. Garzon announced Monday that more than two million Argentinians had signed his petitions.