Roxanne Roberts
speaker
43 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 9 May
Roxanne Roberts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! · Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting · 9 May 2026
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You don't have enough hair.
Here's the problem I always have.
I keep thinking like a logical person.
It's always a mistake because if you have a cavity, then you have a hole in your tooth.
You do.
And this suggests that somehow that hole will get filled in with just...
like medicated toothpaste, but that doesn't seem logical given the fact that you've got eroded enamel.
Or the farmer could just build a fence so the influencers didn't come on their pasture.
But then we wouldn't be talking about it.
Oh, is this the guy that had a heart attack and then his class saved him with CPR?
A little plastic Nobel Prize because all the kids really, really want one.
I'm sorry, Peter. I must stop you right there. Please. Because I'm having a very hard time understanding any college student wanting to party with their parents. Here is the crazy thing.
Argentine billionaire Miquel Garzon is not just a soccer enthusiast. He's the self-proclaimed number one fan of soccer superstar Lionel Messi. Garzon loves him so much that he thinks the Argentine flag should be redesigned to include Messi's face and has poured more than $2 billion of his own fortune into a country-wide referendum that will be on election ballots next year.
Garzon, think of a cross between Elon Musk and the Phillies fanatic, said he considered changing the country's name to Mesutina, but decided that might be a bit much. He also thought about putting Messi on currency would be cool, but Argentina's crazy inflation might make the bills obsolete immediately. Garzon announced Monday that more than two million Argentinians had signed his petitions.
One Argentinian who's not crazy about the idea, Messi, who has quietly tried to talk Garzon into dropping his pet project with no luck. Quote, this is not just about Leo, said Garzon. It's about our history, our sport, and our great country.
Yeah. You put a lot of thought into this.
But isn't there a standing ovation inflation? I mean, there used to be.
It had to be great, right? It had to be exceptional for you.
Um... That it was the Pope.
A porn site.
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