Roxy Cat
Appearances
Candace
HILARIOUS! TikTok Ban Backfires | Candace Ep 133
Hey, TikTok refugees. I swear to God, this is the most funny shit ever seen since Brexit. Okay, so my name is Roxy Cat, your cat sister here. I'm a little bit popular here. And clearly, I'm one of the people that you don't need translation to understand. Yes, since I've been here for so long, so trust me when I say this, this should be your little Retina 101.
Candace
HILARIOUS! TikTok Ban Backfires | Candace Ep 133
So we Chinese people, we are really kind and heartwarming. You're gonna see us welcoming people everywhere, but there are just some certain types of people that we don't welcome at all. First of all, if you ever think Panda Express is the most delicious Chinese food, get the f*** out of here!
Candace
HILARIOUS! TikTok Ban Backfires | Candace Ep 133
Second of all, if you can't tell the difference between a dragon and a lion, you got five seconds to learn and report to me immediately. Third, if you ever dare to mix us up with Japanese or Korean, you'll be put into the plague zone immediately. Unless, though, we messed up and pretend that we're Korean ourselves. Yeah, a few things. Don't say any s*** about our country. It's the key to respect.
Candace
HILARIOUS! TikTok Ban Backfires | Candace Ep 133
But hey, if you want to talk about yours, it's okay. You're already refugees now. You can come out.
Candace
HILARIOUS! TikTok Ban Backfires | Candace Ep 133
I'm seeing a lot of y'all showing out on this app. Behave. We are guests in this house. This is not our house. Behave. Don't want to get kicked off of this one.