Roy Bellamy

I use that in quotes.

The cook one time was clearly on some mind altering substances while being the cook.

And JB and I were the only people in this Waffle House, the only people.

And it took him an hour and a half to.

make two waffles this is he just kept but he kept moving it was very weird like he kept moving he kept doing stuff and then hour and a half for the waffles uh we have seen fights uh there there was one fight that got broken up simply because one of the people in the fight saw me and was like aren't you that midget comedian so peacekeeping comedian

This great country.

I mean, you know, this shithole country.

The most remote Waffle House.

Dude, there are places in Arkansas that are just like you have one town with one horse town, one stoplight, but they'll have two Waffle Houses.

Yeah.

Yes, that is the old Chris Rock joke updated for Waffle House, because that is true.

In Gainesville, Florida, I mean, that's not really remote.

They just added their second Waffle House, and man, the town is abuzz.

The town is more abuzz about that than the third Florida Gainesville football stadium.

I don't know about that.

I don't know.

We're talking about Dixie County.

Two Americas.

Two Americas.

Uh, but I, I will say one of my favorite activities to do at a waffle house is have a touch tunes competition in the waffle house.