Roy Blount Jr.

A small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me. Suddenly, to my complete surprise, he gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle. So give the kid a break. Maybe the thing was hanging loose. Anyway, as any parent knows, you can never think of everything you need to tell a child not to do.

A small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me. Suddenly, to my complete surprise, he gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle. So give the kid a break. Maybe the thing was hanging loose. Anyway, as any parent knows, you can never think of everything you need to tell a child not to do.

A small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me. Suddenly, to my complete surprise, he gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle. So give the kid a break. Maybe the thing was hanging loose. Anyway, as any parent knows, you can never think of everything you need to tell a child not to do.

If you get there so close, you don't get to kick back and enjoy a little packet of $1,000 crackles. That's true.

If you get there so close, you don't get to kick back and enjoy a little packet of $1,000 crackles. That's true.

If you get there so close, you don't get to kick back and enjoy a little packet of $1,000 crackles. That's true.

The bank, you know, like you swim to a bank, that kind of bank. No, no. Bank by the river. I'll give you a hand. Not firm bank.

The bank, you know, like you swim to a bank, that kind of bank. No, no. Bank by the river. I'll give you a hand. Not firm bank.

The bank, you know, like you swim to a bank, that kind of bank. No, no. Bank by the river. I'll give you a hand. Not firm bank.

It was the only thing my children would eat for about six months. Well, not banana bread, but with bananas. And I mix it up with chocolate and milk and stuff. They love that.

It was the only thing my children would eat for about six months. Well, not banana bread, but with bananas. And I mix it up with chocolate and milk and stuff. They love that.

It was the only thing my children would eat for about six months. Well, not banana bread, but with bananas. And I mix it up with chocolate and milk and stuff. They love that.

Yeah, I'm sort of saying this for effect. But they loved it. They loved that. And it was healthy for them. Yeah. All right. Here is your next limerick.

Yeah, I'm sort of saying this for effect. But they loved it. They loved that. And it was healthy for them. Yeah. All right. Here is your next limerick.

Yeah, I'm sort of saying this for effect. But they loved it. They loved that. And it was healthy for them. Yeah. All right. Here is your next limerick.

You just didn't think.

You just didn't think.

You just didn't think.

Arrest of someone in the toddler's family.

Arrest of someone in the toddler's family.