Roy Blount Jr.

She had a student that was a baggage handler at the bus station. And he went to her class. She was a college professor. And he went to my mom's class the next day and said, Dr. Wood, I saw your son sleeping in the bus station. You ain't seen none of my damn sons sleeping in no bus station. My baby in Tallahassee. No, he's not, Joyce. He's downtown. He's sleeping at the bus station.

She had a student that was a baggage handler at the bus station. And he went to her class. She was a college professor. And he went to my mom's class the next day and said, Dr. Wood, I saw your son sleeping in the bus station. You ain't seen none of my damn sons sleeping in no bus station. My baby in Tallahassee. No, he's not, Joyce. He's downtown. He's sleeping at the bus station.

She had a student that was a baggage handler at the bus station. And he went to her class. She was a college professor. And he went to my mom's class the next day and said, Dr. Wood, I saw your son sleeping in the bus station. You ain't seen none of my damn sons sleeping in no bus station. My baby in Tallahassee. No, he's not, Joyce. He's downtown. He's sleeping at the bus station.

And so my mom never agreed or understood why comedy was what I wanted to do. But she was the one who put down for what ended up being my first road car because she didn't want me sleeping in bus stations. And it was essentially, I don't know why you do this. But you seem focused. Your grades have gotten better. Here's a car so you won't sleep in the bus stations." To which I said, thank you.

And so my mom never agreed or understood why comedy was what I wanted to do. But she was the one who put down for what ended up being my first road car because she didn't want me sleeping in bus stations. And it was essentially, I don't know why you do this. But you seem focused. Your grades have gotten better. Here's a car so you won't sleep in the bus stations." To which I said, thank you.

And so my mom never agreed or understood why comedy was what I wanted to do. But she was the one who put down for what ended up being my first road car because she didn't want me sleeping in bus stations. And it was essentially, I don't know why you do this. But you seem focused. Your grades have gotten better. Here's a car so you won't sleep in the bus stations." To which I said, thank you.

And that car extended my reach. It changed everything. And I think my mom's objective was to get me the car so that I could drive back to Tallahassee after the show. But instead, I would now just travel twice as far and sleep in the car in bus station parking lots.

And that car extended my reach. It changed everything. And I think my mom's objective was to get me the car so that I could drive back to Tallahassee after the show. But instead, I would now just travel twice as far and sleep in the car in bus station parking lots.

And that car extended my reach. It changed everything. And I think my mom's objective was to get me the car so that I could drive back to Tallahassee after the show. But instead, I would now just travel twice as far and sleep in the car in bus station parking lots.

You do? Do you have any reason to believe in ghosts? Yeah, I was dating a widower, and we were trying to have sex, and I kept getting a Charlie horse, and I feel like it was a dead husband.

You do? Do you have any reason to believe in ghosts? Yeah, I was dating a widower, and we were trying to have sex, and I kept getting a Charlie horse, and I feel like it was a dead husband.

You do? Do you have any reason to believe in ghosts? Yeah, I was dating a widower, and we were trying to have sex, and I kept getting a Charlie horse, and I feel like it was a dead husband.

No, she doesn't know about this.

No, she doesn't know about this.

No, she doesn't know about this.

Ooh. That feels like a C. Give me C. Give me the Camel Cavalry.

Ooh. That feels like a C. Give me C. Give me the Camel Cavalry.

Ooh. That feels like a C. Give me C. Give me the Camel Cavalry.

I don't... Japan has a lot of customs around food, so I don't think a ghost would be disrespectful on the food side of things. Not even a ghost. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that logic. Give me bad haircut. I've seen some bad haircuts in Asia. I've been over there a couple of times. Maybe it was a ghost that did it. So your choice is A, the haircut. Roy is right.

I don't... Japan has a lot of customs around food, so I don't think a ghost would be disrespectful on the food side of things. Not even a ghost. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that logic. Give me bad haircut. I've seen some bad haircuts in Asia. I've been over there a couple of times. Maybe it was a ghost that did it. So your choice is A, the haircut. Roy is right.