Roy Blount Jr.

The cat had no comment. It breaks the stereotype of cats, we are told. Well, I guess it does. Our cat, Jimmy, is adventurous, all right, when it comes to climbing way up behind a motel room sink or yowling with wildlife at 2 a.m. But can I see him swinging along a Sylvan hiking trail with us?

The cat had no comment. It breaks the stereotype of cats, we are told. Well, I guess it does. Our cat, Jimmy, is adventurous, all right, when it comes to climbing way up behind a motel room sink or yowling with wildlife at 2 a.m. But can I see him swinging along a Sylvan hiking trail with us?

Much less paddle boarding and all the other distinctly non-feline sports that adventure cats, we are told, get up to. What I can see is Jimmy taking one look at the little Nike snowshoes somebody got him and laughing his little ass off.

Much less paddle boarding and all the other distinctly non-feline sports that adventure cats, we are told, get up to. What I can see is Jimmy taking one look at the little Nike snowshoes somebody got him and laughing his little ass off.

Much less paddle boarding and all the other distinctly non-feline sports that adventure cats, we are told, get up to. What I can see is Jimmy taking one look at the little Nike snowshoes somebody got him and laughing his little ass off.

It was very small triplets.

It was very small triplets.

It was very small triplets.

It's a food thing, right?

It's a food thing, right?

It's a food thing, right?

Christmas tree.

Christmas tree.

Christmas tree.

Yeah. Well... Oysters are worth it. Are they?

Yeah. Well... Oysters are worth it. Are they?

Yeah. Well... Oysters are worth it. Are they?

The bandit hornet, the outlaw hornet, the illegal hornet, the... You're so close.

The bandit hornet, the outlaw hornet, the illegal hornet, the... You're so close.

The bandit hornet, the outlaw hornet, the illegal hornet, the... You're so close.