Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Libraries Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing

Roy Wood Jr.

πŸ‘€ Speaker
3542 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

See? And that's what happens. And then they laugh at you. And then they go, ha, ha, ha, you can't govern because you have no dribble. You have to just do the one thing you're good at in public for a long time, and then people will trust and assume that you can do other things good. That's the simplicity of the American voter. If we see you do good one thing, then we think you do good everything.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

See? And that's what happens. And then they laugh at you. And then they go, ha, ha, ha, you can't govern because you have no dribble. You have to just do the one thing you're good at in public for a long time, and then people will trust and assume that you can do other things good. That's the simplicity of the American voter. If we see you do good one thing, then we think you do good everything.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Everybody talking about Stephen A. Smith running for president. But I'm just saying the bar is low. I'm just saying that. The prerequisites for the resume of president have changed. We're never going back to some Harvard law. No, that's over. He was a governor for a while. That is over. He was a senator. No.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Everybody talking about Stephen A. Smith running for president. But I'm just saying the bar is low. I'm just saying that. The prerequisites for the resume of president have changed. We're never going back to some Harvard law. No, that's over. He was a governor for a while. That is over. He was a senator. No.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Everybody talking about Stephen A. Smith running for president. But I'm just saying the bar is low. I'm just saying that. The prerequisites for the resume of president have changed. We're never going back to some Harvard law. No, that's over. He was a governor for a while. That is over. He was a senator. No.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Absolutely. And I need... You send in your Mothra.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Absolutely. And I need... You send in your Mothra.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Absolutely. And I need... You send in your Mothra.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Yeah, I... We'll see what happens at midterms. I don't want to speak too much of it into existence because I don't know if he really wants to do that. I think he's... But if it's ever anybody that could pardon me for those credit cards I stole in 98, it'd be President Stephen A. Smith, so I'm kind of pulling. I'm tired of answering them extra questions when I go to Canada.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Yeah, I... We'll see what happens at midterms. I don't want to speak too much of it into existence because I don't know if he really wants to do that. I think he's... But if it's ever anybody that could pardon me for those credit cards I stole in 98, it'd be President Stephen A. Smith, so I'm kind of pulling. I'm tired of answering them extra questions when I go to Canada.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Yeah, I... We'll see what happens at midterms. I don't want to speak too much of it into existence because I don't know if he really wants to do that. I think he's... But if it's ever anybody that could pardon me for those credit cards I stole in 98, it'd be President Stephen A. Smith, so I'm kind of pulling. I'm tired of answering them extra questions when I go to Canada.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

You know, that's what they make you do in Canada when you commit a crime in America. They pull you off to the side and ask you all these extra questions to make sure you're not coming here to do the crimes.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

You know, that's what they make you do in Canada when you commit a crime in America. They pull you off to the side and ask you all these extra questions to make sure you're not coming here to do the crimes.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

You know, that's what they make you do in Canada when you commit a crime in America. They pull you off to the side and ask you all these extra questions to make sure you're not coming here to do the crimes.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Yeah, literally. That's literally what it is. And then they go through NCIC and then they find out, oh, this feels like more than an indiscretion. I don't know what it was. It's just credit cards, baby. I was 19. Good times, right? Sit here for four hours while we decide.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Yeah, literally. That's literally what it is. And then they go through NCIC and then they find out, oh, this feels like more than an indiscretion. I don't know what it was. It's just credit cards, baby. I was 19. Good times, right? Sit here for four hours while we decide.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Yeah, literally. That's literally what it is. And then they go through NCIC and then they find out, oh, this feels like more than an indiscretion. I don't know what it was. It's just credit cards, baby. I was 19. Good times, right? Sit here for four hours while we decide.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

We have to catch a game. Oh, man. And I say that with seriousness and sincerity because I don't go to sporting events with everyone. I go with my son and I go with people who legitimately appreciate the game that is being played and not showing up to take a bunch of selfies.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

We have to catch a game. Oh, man. And I say that with seriousness and sincerity because I don't go to sporting events with everyone. I go with my son and I go with people who legitimately appreciate the game that is being played and not showing up to take a bunch of selfies.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

We have to catch a game. Oh, man. And I say that with seriousness and sincerity because I don't go to sporting events with everyone. I go with my son and I go with people who legitimately appreciate the game that is being played and not showing up to take a bunch of selfies.