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Roy Wood Jr.

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So I don't know what's going on, but I do know an election year is coming up. And I know what I do really well is talk shit about. Yes. So if there's ever an opportunity to build a new place for myself, it is going to be now. And it is evident to me per my conversations with Comedy Central. This ain't nothing to do with the daily show producers. This is above them.

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So I don't know what's going on, but I do know an election year is coming up. And I know what I do really well is talk shit about. Yes. So if there's ever an opportunity to build a new place for myself, it is going to be now. And it is evident to me per my conversations with Comedy Central. This ain't nothing to do with the daily show producers. This is above them.

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So I don't know what's going on, but I do know an election year is coming up. And I know what I do really well is talk shit about. Yes. So if there's ever an opportunity to build a new place for myself, it is going to be now. And it is evident to me per my conversations with Comedy Central. This ain't nothing to do with the daily show producers. This is above them.

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And I know for a fact within Comedy Central, y'all aren't trying to build any new fucking pedestals right now. Right. You're not trying to put nothing on after Daily Show right now. And you got a child to feed, then you're probably smarter to leave now and figure it out. And you're blessed enough to be able to go and sell a special to Hulu and go sell a book and sell two TV shows.

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And I know for a fact within Comedy Central, y'all aren't trying to build any new fucking pedestals right now. Right. You're not trying to put nothing on after Daily Show right now. And you got a child to feed, then you're probably smarter to leave now and figure it out. And you're blessed enough to be able to go and sell a special to Hulu and go sell a book and sell two TV shows.

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And I know for a fact within Comedy Central, y'all aren't trying to build any new fucking pedestals right now. Right. You're not trying to put nothing on after Daily Show right now. And you got a child to feed, then you're probably smarter to leave now and figure it out. And you're blessed enough to be able to go and sell a special to Hulu and go sell a book and sell two TV shows.

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And that'll kite you. That'll kite you.

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And that'll kite you. That'll kite you.

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And that'll kite you. That'll kite you.

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Yeah, congratulations. That'll get you to the next thing. Congratulations.

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Yeah, congratulations. That'll get you to the next thing. Congratulations.

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Yeah, congratulations. That'll get you to the next thing. Congratulations.

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So we're out, and it's not like a full parachute, but it's like that drag shoot to start slowing you down.

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So we're out, and it's not like a full parachute, but it's like that drag shoot to start slowing you down.

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So we're out, and it's not like a full parachute, but it's like that drag shoot to start slowing you down.

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It comes out on the 17th, right?

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It comes out on the 17th, right?

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It comes out on the 17th, right?

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Anytime shit look weird, I'm fucking gone, bro. I'm fucking gone. That's right. I'm leaving now because this shit looks weird. And I don't know what the fuck. Yes. And I think now. Oh, if your new Jon Stewart was going to be there, would you have left? No, I would have fucking stayed. That's Jon Stewart. Yeah. I still would have been wondering what's next.

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Anytime shit look weird, I'm fucking gone, bro. I'm fucking gone. That's right. I'm leaving now because this shit looks weird. And I don't know what the fuck. Yes. And I think now. Oh, if your new Jon Stewart was going to be there, would you have left? No, I would have fucking stayed. That's Jon Stewart. Yeah. I still would have been wondering what's next.