Roy Wood Jr.
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Is it fair to ugly people, as we've already deduced scientifically, two ugly people make a pretty person. So what you're witnessing is the creation of someone amazing. Yes. And I think we're just so disconnected and angry as a society. I legitimately like it when I see two people making out in public. I know it can be a bit extreme, but I watch. And I don't know if that's creepy, but...
For like a split, I look for like half a beat too long. And I'm like, man, that's all right. In the midst of all this anger and cussing and yelling and political discord, there's two people on this bus who love each other enough to say, I don't care who else is on this bus. I'm going to grab that ass.
For like a split, I look for like half a beat too long. And I'm like, man, that's all right. In the midst of all this anger and cussing and yelling and political discord, there's two people on this bus who love each other enough to say, I don't care who else is on this bus. I'm going to grab that ass.
For like a split, I look for like half a beat too long. And I'm like, man, that's all right. In the midst of all this anger and cussing and yelling and political discord, there's two people on this bus who love each other enough to say, I don't care who else is on this bus. I'm going to grab that ass.
Yeah, I'm sorry for coming in hot like that. But I just think we have to give a little bit of respect To ugly people. That's why you never really see the parents of gorgeous actors and actresses in Hollywood. Like it's award season right now. You don't really see those parents. They keep them off in storage.
Yeah, I'm sorry for coming in hot like that. But I just think we have to give a little bit of respect To ugly people. That's why you never really see the parents of gorgeous actors and actresses in Hollywood. Like it's award season right now. You don't really see those parents. They keep them off in storage.
Yeah, I'm sorry for coming in hot like that. But I just think we have to give a little bit of respect To ugly people. That's why you never really see the parents of gorgeous actors and actresses in Hollywood. Like it's award season right now. You don't really see those parents. They keep them off in storage.
Two sixes make a 10. And that's why when you see two sixes, you know, in your case at a gas station making out pumping 87 octane into the car, I think we have to go up to them and tell them thank you for what they're about to do for society.
Two sixes make a 10. And that's why when you see two sixes, you know, in your case at a gas station making out pumping 87 octane into the car, I think we have to go up to them and tell them thank you for what they're about to do for society.
Two sixes make a 10. And that's why when you see two sixes, you know, in your case at a gas station making out pumping 87 octane into the car, I think we have to go up to them and tell them thank you for what they're about to do for society.
I'm pretty sure the couple in front of me on the plane was fingering once. And I thought that was a little, it's like, like, I understand like maybe like over the panties or like over the pants, like, you know, you can just rub the hump or just, you know, play with each other on top of your draws. But once you're like over and under and into each other's draws, I thought that was a little, it was,
I'm pretty sure the couple in front of me on the plane was fingering once. And I thought that was a little, it's like, like, I understand like maybe like over the panties or like over the pants, like, you know, you can just rub the hump or just, you know, play with each other on top of your draws. But once you're like over and under and into each other's draws, I thought that was a little, it was,
I'm pretty sure the couple in front of me on the plane was fingering once. And I thought that was a little, it's like, like, I understand like maybe like over the panties or like over the pants, like, you know, you can just rub the hump or just, you know, play with each other on top of your draws. But once you're like over and under and into each other's draws, I thought that was a little, it was,
That's how I have her log. In my brain, she saved as BeetlejuiceHandjob.jpg.
That's how I have her log. In my brain, she saved as BeetlejuiceHandjob.jpg.
That's how I have her log. In my brain, she saved as BeetlejuiceHandjob.jpg.
which is terrible because smokers have dry mouths. So whatever comes after that hand job is gonna be terrible. Only because the theater was crowded and Beetlejuice kind of has kids. I think, and this is as a person who has tried to have sex in a movie theater, shout out to Barbershop too.
which is terrible because smokers have dry mouths. So whatever comes after that hand job is gonna be terrible. Only because the theater was crowded and Beetlejuice kind of has kids. I think, and this is as a person who has tried to have sex in a movie theater, shout out to Barbershop too.
which is terrible because smokers have dry mouths. So whatever comes after that hand job is gonna be terrible. Only because the theater was crowded and Beetlejuice kind of has kids. I think, and this is as a person who has tried to have sex in a movie theater, shout out to Barbershop too.
you have to do it week three when it's a little less packed right in the theater i think that's the time to do it and to be fair barbershop two came out at a time before like the stadium seating and the wider because like this is one of those older theaters where the armrest didn't go up yet so we're trying to find an angle right you can't