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Roy Wood Jr.

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1277 total appearances

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

It kind of looks like some people are clapping for the racism. Okay, well, we don't know. Let's just be honest. We don't know why they were clapping. Sometimes you just join in on something because everyone else is doing it, like the wave or cocaine. What? No, ew.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Yeah, that's how sports work. The better you are, the more shit you can get away with. Josh Hader is an all-star, which means he's so good, he can bounce back from bad tweets. Ron Artest was so good, they let him punch fans in the face. And Shaq was so good, he got away with Kazam. Hall of Fame, bro.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Yeah, that's how sports work. The better you are, the more shit you can get away with. Josh Hader is an all-star, which means he's so good, he can bounce back from bad tweets. Ron Artest was so good, they let him punch fans in the face. And Shaq was so good, he got away with Kazam. Hall of Fame, bro.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Up to three babies, I'd be fine with that. But hey, let's move on to a lighter story.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Up to three babies, I'd be fine with that. But hey, let's move on to a lighter story.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Oh man, selfie stations, you gotta admit, Ronnie, this baseball team really stuck it to those millennials.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Oh man, selfie stations, you gotta admit, Ronnie, this baseball team really stuck it to those millennials.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

But rest well millennials, you aren't the only young people having problems at baseball games.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

But rest well millennials, you aren't the only young people having problems at baseball games.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

No, no, pro tip. If you want a ball, you don't steal it from a kid. You go to Walmart and you steal it like a goddamn adult. This story makes me so mad, Ronnie.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

No, no, pro tip. If you want a ball, you don't steal it from a kid. You go to Walmart and you steal it like a goddamn adult. This story makes me so mad, Ronnie.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Come on. Ronnie, Ronnie, look, no matter what you think of baseball, we can both agree this guy is an asshole.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Come on. Ronnie, Ronnie, look, no matter what you think of baseball, we can both agree this guy is an asshole.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Well, but still, the kid could have had a second ball. Now he's only got one ball. He's walking around like Lance Armstrong. I don't like that guy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Well, but still, the kid could have had a second ball. Now he's only got one ball. He's walking around like Lance Armstrong. I don't like that guy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Thank you so much for coming in. My real partner, Michael Kosta, will be back next week. Thank God. Ronny Chieng, Roy Wood Jr., everybody. We'll be right back.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Baseball

Thank you so much for coming in. My real partner, Michael Kosta, will be back next week. Thank God. Ronny Chieng, Roy Wood Jr., everybody. We'll be right back.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | The Oscars

And the Motion Picture Academy is looking to get film fans involved. The Hollywood Reporter says this year folks on Twitter get to vote on their favorite movies of last year using the hashtag OscarsFanFavorite. It can be any title, so you're not limited just to this year's nominated pictures. The movie that gets the most fan votes will be recognized during the Oscar show.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | The Oscars

And the Motion Picture Academy is looking to get film fans involved. The Hollywood Reporter says this year folks on Twitter get to vote on their favorite movies of last year using the hashtag OscarsFanFavorite. It can be any title, so you're not limited just to this year's nominated pictures. The movie that gets the most fan votes will be recognized during the Oscar show.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | The Oscars

In Hollywood this morning, the Motion Picture Academy did spread the wealth around a number of diverse projects. And the movie with the most nominations was made by a man from Mexico.