Roy Wood Jr.
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Look, look, Jordan, I just wanted to relax a little bit. It's 420. It's 420. So, so... I... On our 420, I just smoked a little bit of weed, and then I smoked a whole lot more. You're high during the show. Come on, man. The news is so depressing out there. I just needed a break. Plus, it's Black History Month, man. Back up off me.
Look, look, Jordan, I just wanted to relax a little bit. It's 420. It's 420. So, so... I... On our 420, I just smoked a little bit of weed, and then I smoked a whole lot more. You're high during the show. Come on, man. The news is so depressing out there. I just needed a break. Plus, it's Black History Month, man. Back up off me.
Is that what the fall stands for?
Is that what the fall stands for?
If you were a man, and that AutoZone employee came out there behind you to do anything to your car, you's a b****. You's a b****.
If you were a man, and that AutoZone employee came out there behind you to do anything to your car, you's a b****. You's a b****.
If you were a man, and that AutoZone employee came out there behind you to do anything to your car, you's a b****. You's a b****.
The first nine years of my career, I drove half a million miles. God. Between two different cars, two odometers, total odometers, half a million. And now I'm like, bro, I used to be whiteout conditions in Aspen, drafting 18 wheelers like NASCAR. drafting an 18-wheeler. Drafting an 18-wheeler in a snowstorm.
The first nine years of my career, I drove half a million miles. God. Between two different cars, two odometers, total odometers, half a million. And now I'm like, bro, I used to be whiteout conditions in Aspen, drafting 18 wheelers like NASCAR. drafting an 18-wheeler. Drafting an 18-wheeler in a snowstorm.
The first nine years of my career, I drove half a million miles. God. Between two different cars, two odometers, total odometers, half a million. And now I'm like, bro, I used to be whiteout conditions in Aspen, drafting 18 wheelers like NASCAR. drafting an 18-wheeler. Drafting an 18-wheeler in a snowstorm.
Yeah, yeah, shake and bake, engaged. Because in my brain, in slushy conditions, I would rather be closer on an 18-wheeler because it's throwing the water in the air, so it's not under my tires. The wipers can handle visibility. Just don't get too close if he jackknives that you don't have range. But, like, that's the calculations I used to make. And now I'm the dude in the right lane.
Yeah, yeah, shake and bake, engaged. Because in my brain, in slushy conditions, I would rather be closer on an 18-wheeler because it's throwing the water in the air, so it's not under my tires. The wipers can handle visibility. Just don't get too close if he jackknives that you don't have range. But, like, that's the calculations I used to make. And now I'm the dude in the right lane.
Yeah, yeah, shake and bake, engaged. Because in my brain, in slushy conditions, I would rather be closer on an 18-wheeler because it's throwing the water in the air, so it's not under my tires. The wipers can handle visibility. Just don't get too close if he jackknives that you don't have range. But, like, that's the calculations I used to make. And now I'm the dude in the right lane.
I'm doing five under the limit. I got a podcast going. I'm chilling.
I'm doing five under the limit. I got a podcast going. I'm chilling.
I'm doing five under the limit. I got a podcast going. I'm chilling.
I'll give you a perfect example. I'm doing a project with MLB Network that'll come out later during baseball season. And so we needed to get to Point St. Lucie to shoot some stuff with spring training and ****. Well, the closest airport is West Palm, and that's a rental car plus 45 minutes. The easier flight is Orlando, but Orlando's a two-hour drive to Port St. Lucie.
I'll give you a perfect example. I'm doing a project with MLB Network that'll come out later during baseball season. And so we needed to get to Point St. Lucie to shoot some stuff with spring training and ****. Well, the closest airport is West Palm, and that's a rental car plus 45 minutes. The easier flight is Orlando, but Orlando's a two-hour drive to Port St. Lucie.
I'll give you a perfect example. I'm doing a project with MLB Network that'll come out later during baseball season. And so we needed to get to Point St. Lucie to shoot some stuff with spring training and ****. Well, the closest airport is West Palm, and that's a rental car plus 45 minutes. The easier flight is Orlando, but Orlando's a two-hour drive to Port St. Lucie.
I said, man, just fly me to West Palm so I can drive 45 minutes and I'll figure it out. The old me... would have flown to Jacksonville, say what up to two of my homeboys who I ain't seen in a while, ran over to Tallahassee, yo, what's up, man? All right, I got to go. I got to go down to Port St. Louis. And then driven, I'd have had a six-hour day before, and then shot.