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Roy Wood Jr.

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Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

But, you know, there's people that just go, well, the gun represents a power and it's a death weapon. I don't want to touch it. But, you know, I don't own a gun, but I go shoot guns. I don't know what that means. I feel like it's like, I don't know, I feel like I'm a dude that goes to a strip club but doesn't own porn.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

But, you know, there's people that just go, well, the gun represents a power and it's a death weapon. I don't want to touch it. But, you know, I don't own a gun, but I go shoot guns. I don't know what that means. I feel like it's like, I don't know, I feel like I'm a dude that goes to a strip club but doesn't own porn.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

But, you know, there's people that just go, well, the gun represents a power and it's a death weapon. I don't want to touch it. But, you know, I don't own a gun, but I go shoot guns. I don't know what that means. I feel like it's like, I don't know, I feel like I'm a dude that goes to a strip club but doesn't own porn.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

I had a joke that didn't make the special about how before you buy a gun, you should be forced to get off. And, like, you, like, as part of whatever the federal background check is.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

I had a joke that didn't make the special about how before you buy a gun, you should be forced to get off. And, like, you, like, as part of whatever the federal background check is.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

I had a joke that didn't make the special about how before you buy a gun, you should be forced to get off. And, like, you, like, as part of whatever the federal background check is.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

And then you come back in here, and now, like, it's either a three-day wait or just f*** off right now. Fully agree. At the register. There's a booth. There's a booth. No, no booth. There's a blue tent, like, on an NFL scene. Either you want this gun or you don't, bro.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

And then you come back in here, and now, like, it's either a three-day wait or just f*** off right now. Fully agree. At the register. There's a booth. There's a booth. No, no booth. There's a blue tent, like, on an NFL scene. Either you want this gun or you don't, bro.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

And then you come back in here, and now, like, it's either a three-day wait or just f*** off right now. Fully agree. At the register. There's a booth. There's a booth. No, no booth. There's a blue tent, like, on an NFL scene. Either you want this gun or you don't, bro.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

It's a lot of people that's alone in a basement, just loading a rifle, and once a week, they need a snack. And that cashier was the connection. That's the job of the cashier, to make lonely people feel like they have a connection. She asking him about his dog and his . How's Mr. Gibbles?

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

It's a lot of people that's alone in a basement, just loading a rifle, and once a week, they need a snack. And that cashier was the connection. That's the job of the cashier, to make lonely people feel like they have a connection. She asking him about his dog and his . How's Mr. Gibbles?

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

It's a lot of people that's alone in a basement, just loading a rifle, and once a week, they need a snack. And that cashier was the connection. That's the job of the cashier, to make lonely people feel like they have a connection. She asking him about his dog and his . How's Mr. Gibbles?

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

If you live alone and a cashier asks you about your dog, you're that, well, you'll ride that high for two months. You go home and look at that rifle. Man, I'm tripping. Let me put this rifle down. I got a friend at the grocery store. I can't be out here murdering.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

If you live alone and a cashier asks you about your dog, you're that, well, you'll ride that high for two months. You go home and look at that rifle. Man, I'm tripping. Let me put this rifle down. I got a friend at the grocery store. I can't be out here murdering.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

If you live alone and a cashier asks you about your dog, you're that, well, you'll ride that high for two months. You go home and look at that rifle. Man, I'm tripping. Let me put this rifle down. I got a friend at the grocery store. I can't be out here murdering.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

You missed the small talk. You missed the small talk. And, like, if you're lonely, right, and you live by yourself, you talk to no one, that cashier might be your only human contact this week. And that person might literally be the only person who gives a shit about you and makes you feel cared for, which forces you to move in love out in the world and maybe not murder.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

You missed the small talk. You missed the small talk. And, like, if you're lonely, right, and you live by yourself, you talk to no one, that cashier might be your only human contact this week. And that person might literally be the only person who gives a shit about you and makes you feel cared for, which forces you to move in love out in the world and maybe not murder.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

You missed the small talk. You missed the small talk. And, like, if you're lonely, right, and you live by yourself, you talk to no one, that cashier might be your only human contact this week. And that person might literally be the only person who gives a shit about you and makes you feel cared for, which forces you to move in love out in the world and maybe not murder.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Maybe you were going to murder. And then this cashier reached out to you and goes, how is it like the cat food comes down the belt? Oh, you're changing the cat food. You're not like the other cat food. Those little things matter. So when I used to be a server at Golden Corral, bro, we had customers who would come in and just sit alone.

Pablo Torre Finds Out
A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Maybe you were going to murder. And then this cashier reached out to you and goes, how is it like the cat food comes down the belt? Oh, you're changing the cat food. You're not like the other cat food. Those little things matter. So when I used to be a server at Golden Corral, bro, we had customers who would come in and just sit alone.