Roy Wood Jr.

Monday morning, I'm back in Tallahassee to take a night class, then go back to Golden Corral.

And that was the watchman's repeat while I was in school.

And so then after about a year of that, my mom got me a car.

Well, she put down on a car for me and that opened up essentially the whole Eastern Seaboard to me every weekend.

And, you know, that's why, you know, I say it a million times.

My mom is my biggest supporter because even when she didn't understand why I was doing comedy, she just wanted me to do it safely.

So here's a car.

Stop sleeping in the bus station.

That's going to get you murdered.

I'm like, you're probably right.

I will now go sleep at a truck stop.

But I would at least sleep at a Flying J. And it takes years of traveling to notice this.

But Flying J's are the only truck stops that I've seen by design, by corporate design, where the cash register is closest to the parking lot.

It's not in the center of the store.

So if I'm going to get robbed or murdered, there will be a witness.

At least one person.

Cheaply, not safely.

What is the cheapest way to do this?

And more often than not, it was it was sleeping in my car at truck stops.

If you got lucky, you can meet a girl off of a dating site.