Russell Crowe

He goes, right, right.

And the spider stopped.

Yeah, right.

He goes, okay.

See, tarantulas on their legs have these very fine hairs, so fine, in fact, that they can easily go through a pore in human skin.

So currently what you have going on is your body is full of tarantula venom, but not enough to hurt you or even make you just going to have this rash.

So here's this ointment.

Take this pill.

A few days from now, you'll be right.

And the reason that I wanted to tell you this story is

and your listeners, is because, and you can check this, you can Google away, I'm pretty sure in the history of cinema, I'm the only Academy Award winning actor who's ever been fucked in the neck by a tarantula.

Apparently.

Just decided I was moist and juicy and it was going to have its way with me.

No, but I did find out I was allergic to one of the things that they tried to fix it with.

It comes up quite a bit.

Every time I've had major injuries and stuff, there's, I can't even remember the name of it now, but there's the go-to thing that they inject into you to take away the initial pain.

Yeah, cortison.

I'm allergic to cortison.

Yeah, odd, isn't it?

Yeah, well, that's when it was roundabout then I found out.