Russell Howard

So for me, it's like watching one of my cousins go in. Like, fuck, see? Just, I mean, we're trying to get it up him and then they're fucking defending like that. Fuck me sideways. Anyways, nice to meet you. He's not exactly, his mom is basically Ian Holloway in a wig.

So for me, it's like watching one of my cousins go in. Like, fuck, see? Just, I mean, we're trying to get it up him and then they're fucking defending like that. Fuck me sideways. Anyways, nice to meet you. He's not exactly, his mom is basically Ian Holloway in a wig.

So for me, it's like watching one of my cousins go in. Like, fuck, see? Just, I mean, we're trying to get it up him and then they're fucking defending like that. Fuck me sideways. Anyways, nice to meet you. He's not exactly, his mom is basically Ian Holloway in a wig.

And John, John was at the top of the stairs looking at me and went, oh my God, it's all true.

And John, John was at the top of the stairs looking at me and went, oh my God, it's all true.

And John, John was at the top of the stairs looking at me and went, oh my God, it's all true.

We've got Jesus in the house. All right, Jesus. Oh, praise be. Look at him. Let me run a bath, see if he can do that trick across the water. All right, Jay. So I hear you're going to bring peace to the fucking galaxy. How would you like your eggs? Use a glass of water. Pinot Grigio, please.

We've got Jesus in the house. All right, Jesus. Oh, praise be. Look at him. Let me run a bath, see if he can do that trick across the water. All right, Jay. So I hear you're going to bring peace to the fucking galaxy. How would you like your eggs? Use a glass of water. Pinot Grigio, please.

We've got Jesus in the house. All right, Jesus. Oh, praise be. Look at him. Let me run a bath, see if he can do that trick across the water. All right, Jay. So I hear you're going to bring peace to the fucking galaxy. How would you like your eggs? Use a glass of water. Pinot Grigio, please.

But if you're an old man, go, I don't know what you're looking for. I don't know if you're looking for romance.

But if you're an old man, go, I don't know what you're looking for. I don't know if you're looking for romance.

But if you're an old man, go, I don't know what you're looking for. I don't know if you're looking for romance.

Brilliant. Again. No way. I'm just not having this.

Brilliant. Again. No way. I'm just not having this.

Brilliant. Again. No way. I'm just not having this.

Shit fucking wanker. Jesus Christ. Imagine that.

Shit fucking wanker. Jesus Christ. Imagine that.

Shit fucking wanker. Jesus Christ. Imagine that.

Welcome to today's match of the day. So, it's three at the back. Shit fucking wanker.

Welcome to today's match of the day. So, it's three at the back. Shit fucking wanker.