Rusty Featherstone
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Owen here, and boy, do I have a pitch for you.
What's the worst part about getting too hot?
Also, you can't think of anything to say when you're usually killer, and worst case, you might send your girlfriend home in an Uber without saying anything like a freak.
That's a reference to what I did to Lauren.
And that was when she knew.
To solve this, I've invented Grass Resistant.
The helpful Bluetooth device goes right in your ear and gives you a funny joke you thought of earlier or a cool story with all the words in the right order every five to ten minutes.
So you don't have to just sit there wondering when everyone started hating you and worrying that they might actually act on it soon.
Say goodbye to blunt ends to your good times and hello to more joint conversations with your buddies.