Ruthie
Appearances
I've Had It
MAGA Jesus is a D**k
Hello, hello, hello, Kathy Bishamone, also known as Jen and Pumps. My name is Ruthie, and I'm a fellow Geetriot that lives in the heart of Central Texas. I am in the Army, so Trump is literally my boss, and I am completely alone in a sea of red. So I do listen to the I've Had It podcast and IHIP News religiously. I never skip a single episode, and that is the only religious thing about me.
I've Had It
MAGA Jesus is a D**k
So anyways, I have had it with people singing out loud in public. And I know this is a thing that has been discussed before on this podcast, but I just wanted to share my story. So I have to go to the hospital all the time in the army to go to my appointments. Right. And there has been at least I can count on two hands now the number of times I've been sitting and waiting for an appointment.
I've Had It
MAGA Jesus is a D**k
And this old man walks through the hallway singing church songs at the top of his lungs. Well, the last time was just the last fucking straw for me because I'm sitting in the chair waiting to have my pap smear done, right? Like, the worst type of appointment you can possibly go to, and I am subjected to the torture of listening to Jesus Loves Me. Uh-uh.
I've Had It
MAGA Jesus is a D**k
That is the last fucking thing I want to hear when I'm about to be spread eagle on a table with the doctor examining me. No, no, thank you. I would. You know what? If you want to sing Chapel Brown and Sabrina Carpenter at the top of your lungs, fucking go for it. But Jesus loves me. Absolutely not.
I've Had It
MAGA Jesus is a D**k
Jesus does not love me, according to my family, who has completely disowned me because I'm a raging lesbian. Anyways, just wanted to share that with you all. Thank you for producing such an amazing podcast. And I hope you're all doing amazing. Kisses. Bye bye.