Ryan Alford

Amazon says new warehouse robot can feel items, but it won't replace workers. Yeah. And money won't buy things.

Amazon says new warehouse robot can feel items, but it won't replace workers. Yeah. And money won't buy things.

Amazon says new warehouse robot can feel items, but it won't replace workers. Yeah. And money won't buy things.

It sounds so unthreatening to the Vulcan robot. Is it on Spock's? Isn't that Spock from Star Trek's, like, homeland, Vulcan? I think so. I'm not throwing out my old school Star Trek knowledge here. You know, it was a Trekkie Digits, Chris. No, I didn't. Vulcan robot. Bet he's not taking your job. If you're going to make him a non-job-taking robot, let's call him, like, Petey.

It sounds so unthreatening to the Vulcan robot. Is it on Spock's? Isn't that Spock from Star Trek's, like, homeland, Vulcan? I think so. I'm not throwing out my old school Star Trek knowledge here. You know, it was a Trekkie Digits, Chris. No, I didn't. Vulcan robot. Bet he's not taking your job. If you're going to make him a non-job-taking robot, let's call him, like, Petey.

It sounds so unthreatening to the Vulcan robot. Is it on Spock's? Isn't that Spock from Star Trek's, like, homeland, Vulcan? I think so. I'm not throwing out my old school Star Trek knowledge here. You know, it was a Trekkie Digits, Chris. No, I didn't. Vulcan robot. Bet he's not taking your job. If you're going to make him a non-job-taking robot, let's call him, like, Petey.

Johnny. Ralph. Yes. Yeah. I mean, but Vulcan. Non-threatening, friendly robot that can feel, take jobs, and pet dogs. You know, whatever it's going to do. It's going to take your job. Vulcan is designed to reduce worker injuries, is what they're saying. They're handling top-shelf stuff, leaving humans to operate in the safer power zone. It's only going to be used for the top-shelf stuff, Chris.

Johnny. Ralph. Yes. Yeah. I mean, but Vulcan. Non-threatening, friendly robot that can feel, take jobs, and pet dogs. You know, whatever it's going to do. It's going to take your job. Vulcan is designed to reduce worker injuries, is what they're saying. They're handling top-shelf stuff, leaving humans to operate in the safer power zone. It's only going to be used for the top-shelf stuff, Chris.

Johnny. Ralph. Yes. Yeah. I mean, but Vulcan. Non-threatening, friendly robot that can feel, take jobs, and pet dogs. You know, whatever it's going to do. It's going to take your job. Vulcan is designed to reduce worker injuries, is what they're saying. They're handling top-shelf stuff, leaving humans to operate in the safer power zone. It's only going to be used for the top-shelf stuff, Chris.

Not the middle and the bottom. Oh, wow. I like the innovation. I just don't like the bullshit. Like, come on. Come on. You know? I was bored two days ago, but not yesterday. And then in other news with Amazon, Zooks to scale up robo-taxi production for U.S. expansion. All right, Uber. So, you know, 10, 15 years ago, it was Uber throwing taxis through a loop.

Not the middle and the bottom. Oh, wow. I like the innovation. I just don't like the bullshit. Like, come on. Come on. You know? I was bored two days ago, but not yesterday. And then in other news with Amazon, Zooks to scale up robo-taxi production for U.S. expansion. All right, Uber. So, you know, 10, 15 years ago, it was Uber throwing taxis through a loop.

Not the middle and the bottom. Oh, wow. I like the innovation. I just don't like the bullshit. Like, come on. Come on. You know? I was bored two days ago, but not yesterday. And then in other news with Amazon, Zooks to scale up robo-taxi production for U.S. expansion. All right, Uber. So, you know, 10, 15 years ago, it was Uber throwing taxis through a loop.

And then now it's going to be the robot taxis throwing Uber through a loop. Uber needs to get ahead of this. You know, I don't know what I do get in an Uber without the unfriendly, smelly driver, though. I just would not. It was just that experience. Over air freshened, sticky backseat, smelly, somewhat unfriendly driver. That's kind of the whole experience, isn't it?

And then now it's going to be the robot taxis throwing Uber through a loop. Uber needs to get ahead of this. You know, I don't know what I do get in an Uber without the unfriendly, smelly driver, though. I just would not. It was just that experience. Over air freshened, sticky backseat, smelly, somewhat unfriendly driver. That's kind of the whole experience, isn't it?

And then now it's going to be the robot taxis throwing Uber through a loop. Uber needs to get ahead of this. You know, I don't know what I do get in an Uber without the unfriendly, smelly driver, though. I just would not. It was just that experience. Over air freshened, sticky backseat, smelly, somewhat unfriendly driver. That's kind of the whole experience, isn't it?

The air fresheners is... And it may not even be the driver. It just might be the last 10 people that have ridden. You don't ever know.

The air fresheners is... And it may not even be the driver. It just might be the last 10 people that have ridden. You don't ever know.

The air fresheners is... And it may not even be the driver. It just might be the last 10 people that have ridden. You don't ever know.

He gets blamed. He or she gets blamed for all the smells in the car.

He gets blamed. He or she gets blamed for all the smells in the car.