Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

It's more, it's more the, see, I'm a man of principle, you know, and for me, this principle that Nintendo wants to keep their hands in my system that I bought and paid for and try to tell me what I can do with my property at that point, I have a serious issue with. Now, if you're telling me that I can't buy it, and that this is just a lease or a rental at that point, then that's fine.

It's more, it's more the, see, I'm a man of principle, you know, and for me, this principle that Nintendo wants to keep their hands in my system that I bought and paid for and try to tell me what I can do with my property at that point, I have a serious issue with. Now, if you're telling me that I can't buy it, and that this is just a lease or a rental at that point, then that's fine.

It's more, it's more the, see, I'm a man of principle, you know, and for me, this principle that Nintendo wants to keep their hands in my system that I bought and paid for and try to tell me what I can do with my property at that point, I have a serious issue with. Now, if you're telling me that I can't buy it, and that this is just a lease or a rental at that point, then that's fine.

Let me pay 20 bucks a month for your Nintendo Switch. And at that point, you have every right in the world to say, hey, because you're not actually owning this and you're renting it from us, we get to have a say in what you do. I can understand that principle. But when you say, hey, give me $450 for this console. Oh, okay. And by the way, after the transaction, because guess what?

Let me pay 20 bucks a month for your Nintendo Switch. And at that point, you have every right in the world to say, hey, because you're not actually owning this and you're renting it from us, we get to have a say in what you do. I can understand that principle. But when you say, hey, give me $450 for this console. Oh, okay. And by the way, after the transaction, because guess what?

Let me pay 20 bucks a month for your Nintendo Switch. And at that point, you have every right in the world to say, hey, because you're not actually owning this and you're renting it from us, we get to have a say in what you do. I can understand that principle. But when you say, hey, give me $450 for this console. Oh, okay. And by the way, after the transaction, because guess what?

When I go to the store and I give them my $450, They don't make me sign something that says, Josh, do you understand that you can't do this, this, and this? And you understand that when you give us this money that you are agreeing to this, you don't know this until you get home and you try to boot it up. And now Nintendo says, hey, welcome to the Nintendo Switch 2.

When I go to the store and I give them my $450, They don't make me sign something that says, Josh, do you understand that you can't do this, this, and this? And you understand that when you give us this money that you are agreeing to this, you don't know this until you get home and you try to boot it up. And now Nintendo says, hey, welcome to the Nintendo Switch 2.

When I go to the store and I give them my $450, They don't make me sign something that says, Josh, do you understand that you can't do this, this, and this? And you understand that when you give us this money that you are agreeing to this, you don't know this until you get home and you try to boot it up. And now Nintendo says, hey, welcome to the Nintendo Switch 2.

By the way, accept this agreement. I've already given my freaking money to you. How are you going to spring this on me after the fact?

By the way, accept this agreement. I've already given my freaking money to you. How are you going to spring this on me after the fact?

By the way, accept this agreement. I've already given my freaking money to you. How are you going to spring this on me after the fact?

Listen, Nintendo has made their money. You got my money. I can freaking take a dump on the Switch 2 if I want to. It's my Switch 2 at that point. You don't get to tell me what I can do with my property at that point. If I want to mod it and break it apart and then try to file a warranty claim and say, Nintendo, your product sucks. It broke. Guess what? They're going to say, fine, send it to us.

Listen, Nintendo has made their money. You got my money. I can freaking take a dump on the Switch 2 if I want to. It's my Switch 2 at that point. You don't get to tell me what I can do with my property at that point. If I want to mod it and break it apart and then try to file a warranty claim and say, Nintendo, your product sucks. It broke. Guess what? They're going to say, fine, send it to us.

Listen, Nintendo has made their money. You got my money. I can freaking take a dump on the Switch 2 if I want to. It's my Switch 2 at that point. You don't get to tell me what I can do with my property at that point. If I want to mod it and break it apart and then try to file a warranty claim and say, Nintendo, your product sucks. It broke. Guess what? They're going to say, fine, send it to us.

And I'm going to send it to them and they're going to go, you took a dump on this, Josh. This isn't covered under warranty. And I'm going to go, oh, yeah, you're right. I did. Okay, cool.

And I'm going to send it to them and they're going to go, you took a dump on this, Josh. This isn't covered under warranty. And I'm going to go, oh, yeah, you're right. I did. Okay, cool.

And I'm going to send it to them and they're going to go, you took a dump on this, Josh. This isn't covered under warranty. And I'm going to go, oh, yeah, you're right. I did. Okay, cool.

My bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every single customer goes, oh, yeah, you're right. That's not how it works, Josh. The customer will bully the company until they get what they want. That is how this works in actuality. But let's take your argument, okay? Let's take your argument. When you buy a Nintendo Switch, or any other console for that matter, yes, you do own that hardware.

My bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every single customer goes, oh, yeah, you're right. That's not how it works, Josh. The customer will bully the company until they get what they want. That is how this works in actuality. But let's take your argument, okay? Let's take your argument. When you buy a Nintendo Switch, or any other console for that matter, yes, you do own that hardware.