Ryan Perez

Hey, million bazillionaires, long time no see.

Or here.

Do we mean here?

Long time no see or here.

But hey, we're putting the finishing touches on our upcoming season.

Trailer's going to drop soon.

You're going to love it.

We're going to talk about gas prices in the new season, but we've touched on them before in an episode we did back in season three about inflation.

Back then, the cost of a whole bunch of things had gone up at the same time.

It's one of my favorite holiday movies, The Man Who Saved Arbor Day.

It may be old and scratchy and in black and white, but it's a classic.

It's mostly the characters worrying about money and saying prices out loud.

But in a larger sense, it's about a man who's been cruel his whole life, suddenly deciding to be a good person.

Here, let me fast forward to my favorite part.

Mr. Spendthrift.

Yes, it is I, Mr. Spendthrift.

And I'm here to save your Arbor Day celebration with a 75-cent turkey, some 10-cent yams, your $4 heart surgery.

And last but not least, I'm buying you all a new car for $300.

I'm a good person now.

Forget all those years I was mean.