Ryan Whitney

Don't hit the Larry Nassar button.

No.

That's a bummer to bring up at Christmas.

And also way, way, way worse.

Not even in the same stratosphere of what we're talking about.

That's like a really horrific thing.

So it's not like, hey, we're just busting balls.

I think you just hit him back with Mel Tucker.

You go Sharon Moore, Mel Tucker.

Because that looks like you can hang.

yeah and also do not do the larry nasser i also feel like if mel tucker if that happened at michigan we would know way more details about that but the fact that it happened at michigan state yeah people dug into it a little bit but it wasn't as as huge as this ron moore thing was warning tuck coming still is just the funniest hashtag it is in retrospect

I'm a dude, but my girlfriend is wanting to go to the Browns Bengals at the end of the season instead of a seven-year-old's birthday party at a roller rink.

Am I beta for wanting to go skip the football game to go to the roller skating?

Browns Bengals?

Hmm.

That's a hair on your chest game.

That's a fun experience.

It's like, hey, we're just going to go and embrace the suck.

Why does she want to go?

Well, she doesn't.