Ryan Whitney

I tell him I'm Jesse Ventura when he takes his bandana off.

No, no, fuck it, let's roll, buddy.

Would you do a Turkish hair transplant?

That's exactly what I was going to get to, Biz, because, like, years ago, you know, the Cy Spurling era, hair plugs, like, and I was just like, hey, man, your genetics out with the eye.

I didn't plan on going bald, like,

You know, looking at my hair when I was in my late 20s is like, you know, looking through a hillbilly's fucking teeth.

You can see everything down below, like a lot of gaps is what I mean.

And I'm like, you know what?

That's my genes, whatever.

I got my grandfather's DNA.

But then since then, man, like nobody gives a fuck.

Like every athlete, like so many people just get the plugs and no one cares.

I'm like, but so I did.

I've been considering Donnie.

Don't want to ask me.

I'm like.

She's free hair 53.

I mean, it'd be so obvious it's fake, but nobody gives a fuck.

I mean, plus I can like get moose.

Liposuction, get the whole fucking makeover.