Ryder Strong

We're going.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

You know what?

I, oh God, I don't know why I like to do things that torture me, but with you guys, it somehow ends up being fun.

We would never go anywhere for a couple of weeks.

Great, I like that.

That would be fun for me.

Honestly, I'm down for all of this.

Maybe not all in the same month.

That would be a pretty funny episode.

I mean, that's somebody's dream blunt rotation or nightmare.

One of the two.

I doctored the test once.

At the turn of the 21st century, the end of human existence loomed in the near future.

The threat of a computer virus called Y2K would allegedly not only shut down all of our computers, but in turn, erase your identity, crash every plane in the air at midnight, and turn your vacuum against you.

An aura of paranoia and fear clouded what was meant to be a momentous occasion.

But thankfully, we did have one moment in 1999 pop culture that America agreed to unanimously celebrate for its optimism, artistic merit, and promise for the future.

That moment was Jason Biggs having sex with a pie.