Saagar Enjeti

They're constantly needed at malls.

Turning now to America's 250th birthday.

Let's go ahead and start with what a disaster it seems the celebration will be.

Let's put C2 up there on the screen from Trump.

I understand artists are getting the yips having to do their performance on Wednesday.

So I am thinking about bringing the number one attraction anywhere in the world, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, does so without a guitar, the man who loves our country more than anyone else, the man who some say is the greatest president in history, the GOAT, Donald J. Trump, to take the place of these highly paid third-rate artists and give a major speech rallying the country forward like I have done ever since being president.

And he goes on to, you know, basically talk about why he's so fantastic.

This comes on the heels of C3.

Let's put this up here on the screen.

After many of the, some say, second-rate artists, actually, no, by Trump's own admission, third-rate artists, that were announced as the featured performers for Freedom 250, the great American state fair, have dropped out, including Trump.

Martina McBride, Young MC, Milli Vanilli, The Commodores, Morris Day and the Time, and Bret Michaels.

It seems that Vanilla Ice, Flo Rida, and C Plus C Music Factory will remain.

I will confess, I did not know who any of these people were.

Except for Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida.

Okay, let me just say, the most shocking part of this whole story is that I had to explain to both Sagar and Mac who Milli Vanilli was.

I don't have a clue.

And the whole, like, controversy surrounding how, you know, they were these hit artists, and then it turns out they were just lip syncing.

I couldn't tell you.

It was a big thing.

So it was humiliating when they announced that Milli Vanilli, who's literally like a fake artist, who is going to be performing.