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Yeah, I mean, like— And also, he's got a P.S.

If they hacked, it could have been. Yeah, I don't know. Thanks for the letter, man. Yeah. Thanks for the letter. So, I mean, these things are tough because like if you get into this, like what you're going to maybe I'm just like you're going to send them like you're going to for it.

So if you form an alliance with team, it's just like if you get involved, like you're going to have like you're going to have like other like ABBE and ABBY. Right. Because they're with somebody else. You're going to be in this war. You're going to be in this war.

I don't really think that they are helpful or strong enough, I would say.

They are physically smaller. I'm not getting involved, by the way. I don't want to do wars like this, but they are physically smaller. So I think maybe, Nick, we could team up JCHs and maybe Ryans and maybe Ricks and maybe Dicks. They're an odd bunch. Yeah, but they're powerful.

Yeah, they have been. But yeah, thank you for the yeast. I think that's good.

Yeah, the yeast is up there. Thank you very much, man. First PO box of all time. And it's quick rise yeast. Thank you very much. Oh, we need claps. That's what we need. But thank you very much for the yeast.

So I'm just brute forcing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do we got?

Just standard?

We should try them right now.

S'moreos? I don't think so. Holy shit. Try them right now. Dude, this guy didn't even... You get those open. I want to see if there's maybe a name on this box.

Jake Malloy. We know Jake Malloy. Thank you, Jake.

Let's give these a go on the pod right now. We're doing the S'moreo. Can't believe we haven't tried this.

Limited Disky. So maybe they're not even sold in stores. I haven't even seen these motherfuckers. These look great. Wow. They look great, man. So what do we even got going on here? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, I liked it a lot. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, my God. That's good, man. Oh, my God.

But we got the best player in the world. We got easily top 20.

Good stuff, man.

That is some good shit. Those are very, very good. Jokes aside. That was really good. That was really, really good, man. I feel like we haven't given a lot of intel on what it's like. It was just like... We were stimulated. We were stimulated.

That's what guys do when they're stimulated. You never had an Oreo? Yeah. Jake Malloy gets it too. Jake Malloy, he would get it too. Like just... What, what, what, what, what? What I loved, man, what made me scream, I don't know if you caught, I was like screaming in the beginning. Yeah. The marshmallow thing. They did a... I think it's a literal marshmallow. The marshmallow cut the f*** through.

And I'm proud of marshmallow for stepping up. Me too. For stepping up and saying, no, this is my cookie. Because Zach had Oreos more. No, that's what he said, bitch. I get it. I'm in an Oreo and he said, bitch. Because Oreo easily could have folded and just kind of done like the cracker and the chocolate. That was a s'more. You know what they could have done? That was a s'more.

They could have put like a chocolate cracker on the bottom. Yeah, yeah. They could have mailed it in. They could have mailed it in, but they didn't. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. To Kimi Matumbo. Yeah.

No, no, no. And also, they didn't even just mail it in on the cream. They didn't say this is cream. No. They said this is shmallow cream. This is shmallow cream. What an Oreo. 9.8 out of 10. Okay. On to the next.

Fell to my knees in Equinox.

But guys... Keep this coming.

Every single thing that gets sent in gets opened. But it will be its own thing. So like... This is like a preview. And like audio only people right now might be like, I don't... Yeah, I guess... There's a lot of coins. There's a lot of farts. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's true. I guess... Hey, Apple, figure it out, okay? Because most people don't have to be out of oil anymore.

That was, yeah. Well, yeah, first one, you texted it. I hadn't seen it. I said, what? Yes, I broke the news. Yeah. Yes. And I went, what? And then I walk in and I'm like, I see Calvin Booth. I see Calvin Booth's gone and I go, what? And then I go, no! Because this is big news. At this point in the season, I'm still holding that hope for these guys. I know. It's weird.

You're supposed to put it on your head. I don't know if I want to.

Oh, my God. Wait, let me take a picture of you. Oh, my God. Hold on. Wait, can you see at all? No. Wait, turn. Here, here, here. Look. You look like a fish. That's funny. Oh, my God. This is a great item. I don't know why we're going to use this. We're going to scare somebody. Wow, and I can't wait to get into the rest of this box. This is a great package, man.

We've got a whole thing going on here.

You want me to read the whole thing? You're better at it. Yo, what up, lads? This is, we're really, we got a semi-fish right into a note. Yo, what's up, lads? Thanks for finally getting the P.O. Box sorted. Only took 50 episodes. Yeah, give or take. And then he just gave stats. He said 123 out of 115 pods listened to.

So he's over the median. It's impressive. 0 for 1 pod cues answered. All good. First 100 Basket FM subscriber.

We're over 1,000 now. One out of one packages opened. He is one out of one. Good for him, man. Been here since Epi 1, keeping it humble from across the pond in London. People being across the pond is always cool.

This letter came from London. Very cool. My earliest memory of BB is being on holiday in Spain with my mates. He's just talking. He just says mates. He's not even trying to put this on. He just says mates. Very early 2023 and showing them your content. I was a very early investor and would appreciate my 20 million cut via cash whenever it's convenient.

You think you know a lad. Then he said, from Bredola Jokic, SGA is ass. Hell yeah.

Oh, and now he's walking us through his box. Pause. This is good. This is really good. This is awesome. I have compiled a box of some iconic UK snacks. We've been communicating with him for a while. Okay, so I think we maybe try a couple. We can't try them all right now.

He's been saying he's going to send this. Oh, yeah. Okay, so he said some personal faves. There's a lot, so maybe you split it over a few epis. He knows what we're doing. But we'd love to see you try some on the pod. The toxic waste is very sour. My favorite chocolate are mini eggs. Fizzy pigtails are an elite sour. Let's go fizzy pigtails.

Fizzy pigtail. Let's start with the fizzy pigtail.

Oh, my God. This is awesome. He knows I've heard great things about Nando's. And then he said, I have also sent you my personal pet fish of over 12 years.

Called Cheeks. He's called Cheeks. Is that a jersey? This is fucking awesome.

Dude, this guy is awesome. I wish him safe travels, and I hope U.S. Customs did not murder him on his way. He doesn't have a pulse. Please take care of him. He is the one good thing in my life.

It's almost like, do you guys not believe in this core? So, here's kind of where I'm at.

That's our team! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! I love this. All right, so Zach, I've lost you verbally over the past seven minutes.

I've just been digging. Okay, so listen. He said the toxic waste is very sour. We're definitely going to try the toxic waste. Hey, man. Hey, that is sick. Thank you. Who is this?

Why do they smell so good? I think it's Christian. I mean, maybe... I don't know. Maybe it caught some of your collagen. Smell that. No, that's not me.

So, first of all, Shmalone, I'm heartbroken.

So, Pulisic smells good. Okay, Zach. So, in terms of what we're going to try, he said Toxic Waste is very sour. Definitely going to try that. He said his favorite are Fizzy Pigtails.

That's Toxic Waste. We can try that. It seems like really sour. We try that. Piggly wigglies. Good? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You can't even coin. Oh, my God. That is good. They're very sour. Really, really good. Oh, my God. One of the best sour gummy candies I've ever had. Really, really sour. I'm not going to lie. Good shit, though, right? Wow. Let's get into this toxic waste. This Piggly Wiggly.

I loved that guy. I thought he was... I did think he was pop. I thought he was going to be 40 years to the demo.

Yeah. We've got to give them some detail. Very sour. Very tasty, though. Incredibly good. Incredibly good. It's like a raspberry strawberry vibe. 9.6 out of 10 sour candy. Yeah. They didn't fuck around with the Piggly Wiggly. And it's also called a perky pig, by the way. Not a Piggly Wiggly, but... Oh, my God. That's good. No, but they know what it's called. He called it that. Oh, shit.

I don't want to do this.

We got more notes.

I think I might have read the wrong page. I think I went third page instead of second page. You want me to finish this? Is it just more... Finish that. Oh, you got one of those? Oh, those are like Warhead. Just want to say you guys got me hooked onto the NBA. That's awesome. And I literally watch every Nuggets game without fail now. Oh, man. That's awesome.

But that's cool to hear. Nuggets game without fail now. Oh, wait, I've read that.

Yeah. Basketball is elite, and I'm so hooked. I'm actually coming to L.A. in early April to watch Warriors-Likers. Wait, we might be there. We'll meet you. I think that day has passed. Yeah, that day passed. Damn. Well, I'm lucky. I really want to watch Nuggets at Warriors, but I'm staying in Santa Monica, so... So something if I can.

Anyway, because you made me a huge fan of the Nuggets, I've sent you the football shirt of my fave team, Borussia Dortmund. I've loved them since I started watching footy about 15 years ago. I'm not from a footy household. Your boy Pulisic used to play for them. I put that together. And they create some of the best talent in world football.

I wanted to send you a UK jersey, but I know you like Arsenal, so I refused. Arsenal are ass. Okay. Then he underlined arse. Arsenal.

They are like the Knicks of the Premier League, but the Knicks are good now.

He refuses to spend money on Arsenal, and that's why they can't get over the hump. That's classic Crocky. So instead, I sent you a let of a team that I think just looks, oh, a kit of a team that I think just looks clean. Hope you enjoy, Saf. Really awesome package, man.

Um, and I, this seems like it's, it seems warhead vibes. Like it's not supposed to be like good per se.

He was fine with him leaving. Right, right. Kind of surprising to me. But maybe he said he had lost the locker room. We know that. We look at Russell Westbrook's interview. But maybe Jokic said, maybe he's like, the guys are out, get them out. Get him out.

My cheeks hurt. And the cheeks on my face hurt too. Okay, we got through it though.

I feel like it's a warhead. These Piggly Wigglies are really good. Did he even call them Piggly Wigglies or am I just saying that?

yeah he called him oh no he called him fizzy pigtails i don't know why i'm calling they're called fizzy pigtails moving on that was great uh stoked about the pl box man yeah that was awesome it's cool that was some of the most fun i've ever had in my life i also think we have a fish like this is obviously a fish but like i think somebody sent in a live fish i actually know that somebody sent in a live fish this warhead it's got juice in the middle fight fight to the end you'll you won't regret it well i didn't get there

um all right emergency unboxing somebody sent us a live fish we think it's a fish drum roll please oh my god fish we gotta go get this guy home we gotta go get this guy protein because he will be playing football no he'll be no he'll be he'll be doing he'll be we're gonna put him in football no if he wants to play football he plays football we will be putting him in football all right we're going house shopping apparently this record's huge under the ocean yeah he said he's putting us on

It's good. It's groovy. Like, I fuck with it, man. No, it's hooky.

Yes. Tree? Definitely a palm tree. Beach chair? I know he likes tacos. I know he likes tacos. How about the tent piece? We need the tent piece. We're not getting him too much, right? We're not, like, because I don't want him to be, like, pampered. Oh, cactus.

He loves tiki's. Definitely. He loves tiki's.

Oh, he needs this.

If he's trying to bulk maybe some worms or something. Do you know any trainers for agility and stuff? He said this is like an ocean festival song. I can hear that.

He looks at home, man. He looks cozy. He looks comfortable.

Yeah, comment what we should name him. Welcome home, buddy. I'm thinking Fishy. I was thinking Fish, so we got a similar vibe. Yeah. Oh, look at this guy. Moving on, let's go. MVLV Rookie Confession. We haven't even started the episode, low-key. Here we have him. MVP. Most valuable player? No. Most valuable plan.

Most valuable plan. This Equinox guy. I think he was homeless. And he got banned from Equinox because he was stealing from people's lockers. That's besides the point. But it was just a homeless guy. And I've always thought, if you're homeless, just buy a gym membership and just sit in there all day. And that's what he did.

But then he flew too close to the sun because he was stealing shit from people's lockers. Great plan. You can't steal, man. You were in. You were good. Also, if you're going to steal, I get it. I get it. But steal from somewhere else. You get booted out of 7-Eleven, it don't matter. Exactly. Go right back to Equinox. Hang out, shower, lift.

Yeah, so for the homeless watchers, like, that is a really good play. And I was honestly, like... Did he, like, shout? Would he lift and shit? I didn't know he was homeless until he got, like, booted, and then, like, he just, like, had all his shit, and then I saw him. I was like, oh, he's home. He lived. Did he look homeless in the gym?

Not when he was in the gym, but then... Dude, and you know what's funny? He didn't even... It's funny when it's, like, one of the nicest gyms. Dude, because it's the nicest... Like, you could just hang out there all day. It's great, but it's an expensive membership. Like, that's... Yeah, but that was his rent. So he's like, I'm going to splurge.

Did Washington get booted today or what?

He said, you don't want me here because I've been in here since 7 a.m. and I do more reps than you guys. No, he didn't say that. Swear on my life. Yeah, I fucked with him, man. I'll fuck with him. You guys are insecure to see another man repping out more than you. Brotherly, that's what he was saying. That's dope. Was he high? Or drunk? Maybe all of it. I don't know.

But he also did... In my week of being there, I have seen him lift. He does lift. Yeah, he flew too close, man.

stole like a good amount of money because like if you get into a locker like yeah yeah yeah right like yeah true at equinox for sure uh but yeah i flew too close to the sun and damn he had it but i'm proud of him for that plan like i i've always thought that and uh i'm glad to see somebody probably put in that you finally put into it yeah we'll miss him we'll miss him for sure um i got a most valuable toy i guess okay

We had already built the team. So when did we draft Maul and Yolk? Way earlier. AG trade, MPJ. So we built the entire core. Everybody was with Calvin Booth. I think Calvin Booth, the one good thing he's done, I think he was in charge of drafting Christian Brown. Drafting Christian Brown. Who else did he draft? Everything else he's done has been terrible. Right. Extending Zeke.

that basketball hoop yes yeah really fun like really really fun man i shoot on it well you've walked in on me like if you're ever upstairs and you're and i'm just here ready to film i'm i put i close the door and i get shots up exactly like or if like you're like filming 15 so and i'm and i'm planted here i'll shoot for 15 i might start playing fake games again

Fake games are dope. You just put up 50 with your team. How crazy is it that you could just imagine shit? Really crazy. I've heard people have a thing where they can't picture shit, like picture an apple. Got it. Got it. What color are you doing? Red. I did red as well. Picture a sour patch kid. Sour patch kid. Got it. Which one were you picturing? Green. Oh, I was yellow. Picture a soccer ball.

Black and white?

So some people can't do that, apparently. but what a crazy it's awesome it's a really awesome feature I use it a lot I don't know about you but I use it a lot before I go to bed oh yeah I do it yeah I use it in dream world too I always just like picture something that like is cool. Yeah. I do that too. All the time. Yeah. I picture us at a live show. I do a lot of interviews. Yep.

I do a lot of interviews. Um, I do a lot of live stuff. We've been on breakfast club a couple of times. What? We've, you and I have met.

We've been on like all that. We did the whole circuit impulsive. No, no way. And they loved us. Yeah.

Yeah. That doesn't surprise me. So we killed that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, And then if I ever gave an answer I didn't like, I would say, well, just rewind it and do it again. That's the beauty of it. So it was really good. That is the beauty of it. No LV for me. Go ahead. My LV. LVS, man. What is it? Least Valuable Shoulder. What? You have a shoulder injury?

Wow. Yeah. I have a shoulder. You hurt your shoulder?

Is it from golf maybe?

You should, dude. That sucks.

Because I've been playing around and then I do a hundred golf balls rapid fire and I'm overdoing it. I'm hurting my arm. Yeah, I know. But then it's like. No, you f*** up your shoulder. I know, but... You do it until you need surgery, probably. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't take time off. No, that's... You do short-term to f*** up your body long-term. That's what I recommend.

That's what I tell people. That's smart. Honestly, that's... Yeah, I got some wisdom. Like, I'm older. Yeah, yeah. You've been around the block. Yeah, so I'd say don't get out of the gym. F*** it up. Running into the ground. Yeah, and then you'll... By the time you're 40, you can't even move. I'm going to do that.

I'm going to do that. Was it a rep that you noticed you did it?

I don't know. I don't know what to do with this guy. Damn, yeah, you probably got to sit out for like a week. Not doing it. Yeah, all right.

Rookie, I mean. Go on. What? Yeah. Rookie's going to be the soundboard. Yeah, 100%. Somebody had to give it. Yeah. And you know what? I feel like he was a little bit shy episode one. He was shy. He's a lot louder today. Now he's got, I don't know what button is what at this point. We're starting to memorize. Yeah, his tape's all scattered, but he's okay.

Like reverb fart, it's not taped right now, but I know it's that one. We haven't used slam a lot. He gets really little play time. What is that one? Have you ever used him on the pod? Well, he's just, because he's the worst version of fart. Yeah, and it's just like, what? Well, I guess they give it something shocking. Yeah, that's like a classic streamer sound. Or like a clip.

But it should be this. What?

number one yeah yeah i shot it to the soundb had to be rookie of the week i had to be um what do you got my rookie is an ironing board oh that's huge dude i use the iron thing and you need a board and that by the way board we bet and that was what i spent my money on that's so stupid no well i only spent i only spent a hundred of the 300 but i'm just probably gonna just

We got a series going now for 500. Yeah, I'll just forfeit until I win that one. No, I'm going to win that one. I noticed, but I do really good with a third because I can lose holes and just get pushed. Yeah, technically I beat you. Yeah, you probably beat me in more holes, but I beat you 3-2.

But that makes it even more even. That makes it even. It's like anybody can be in it. Exactly. Like you could play. You could play one good hole and win the round. Exactly. Which is kind of, it's fun kind of to keep everybody in. It makes it exciting. Yeah. But you could play one good hole and then, and then, and then like, like if we were going on a golf trip, if me and dad tie every single hole.

Yeah. I could, I could have a couple of birds and win. Yeah. I won last year from that.

But yeah, you need the ironing board. I fucking do. I iron stuff that doesn't need to be ironed. I'm addicted to ironing. Everything could use an iron. Not even, dude. Do you iron your lunch? What's that? Do you iron your lunch and shit? Like food? I haven't even thought of it. Oh, okay. You do? Yeah, everything could use an iron. Cheese? Yeah, or like Panda. Really? Yeah, just the chow mein.

Inbox? Oh, chow mein. Yeah, just get the chow mein. Because it is a little bit curly. Well, yeah. I mean, if you like eating wrinkled food. You know what? I never even fully thought of it. I've ironed... Pizza, probably. That's what everybody says. No, I ironed waffle fries. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I think that they're sometimes bent. Yeah, they're a little bent up.

Yeah, I think that helps the experience a lot. Yeah, try ironing your breakfast. I steam my breakfast. Okay. Yeah. So you steam it. It doesn't need as much work. Yeah. Normally people iron their lunch and dinner. Yeah. Yeah. People steam their breakfast and you're busy. Like you don't have time. Yeah. I just woke up. I don't have time to iron every single, every egg.

I think the Cronkies might be doing it themselves. If you're not letting Calvin Booth pay for Brucie B or KCP, what can he do? He has to get a bargain on Russ. So the Cronkies might be cheap. And I've got a soccer insider. That's our sister Abby is like, good luck. Who are we going to replace with Cronkies cheap ass? He's a cheap-ass motherfucker. Yeah, he's a cheap-ass motherfucker.

It's huge. It's yeah. It's what do you do without it? You just put it on your bed or something and it just doesn't.

Yeah, yeah.

It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Maybe, honestly, your best bet is like a desk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like on your dresser. But it's just, you need a board. You need an ironing board. You need it. Like that table would work.

You don't want to... Yeah, it's just you need an ironing board. Confession, I quit those olives, man. I quit them. I quit them. They suck. Well, I liked them the first time, and then I don't like them. I think I was trying to be different or something. Well, you know you can like olives, and I would still love you, right? Yeah, but I quit. No, but you don't have to do that just to be cool for me.

No, I know, but I quit, man. If you like olives, that's fine, though. You know that. Yeah. It doesn't matter because I don't like them. You do though. They suck. No, I don't think.

You don't feel that way.

No, you know why I quit them? They were like, they're kind of wet always. And I quit. I feel like you're just kind of.

No, they suck.

Everybody hates them and I hate them too. I do hate them. Honestly, that was the worst food I've ever eaten in my entire life. Yeah, they suck. No, I'm not even joking. I quit those bags of olives because I, they started being wet. Yeah. And then I was like, is that, well, I think olives are supposed to be wet.

Well, I was like, cause we got back from a trip and I was like, maybe they were in the cooler, but then I had another one. I was like, they're wet. And I, they're wet.

I'm done.

By the way, if you're on like a little charcuterie board, I'll eat you. I'll do it. But with a, with a, with a bologna or something. No, I could do it. I'll put you on a toothpick. I'll eat you. Interesting. And you know what? I'll enjoy you. Interesting. But if you're on a supreme pizza and you're in your dark blue, like darkest form. No, I'll eat you and I'll enjoy you. Interesting.

But I won't do a bag of olives for sport anymore. I'm done. Because one time's a mistake, two times a habit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm done. You're wet twice? No. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out. And where have you been? Yeah, why? Where have you been? Where, where, who, what, what, what?

Don't you get all like that? Yeah, don't dodge. No, where were you?

Were you in a pool? Because I think it was a lot more X-rated than you were in a pool. Right? I don't think you were in a swimming pool. Right? Olive. Right? Yeah. You know what I comment? I saw their, olives are evil grapes. They fucking suck. All right, all right, dude. You didn't have to do that. Oh, I'm sorry. No, like, I want anybody that is thinking about.

No, taste-wise, taste-wise, there's way worse things. No, there is not. Yes, there is. If you like pickles, I don't get it.

No, like half the people like olives. Half the people like olives. But I hate them. I don't know, but half the people like them. I wouldn't scare them away from trying them. I'm trying to do something good. So do you hate them on a supreme pizza? I didn't know that they were on supreme pizzas. But in their dark circular form. Is that an olive? A black olive? Yes. I take them off. Okay.

I take them off. All right, cool. I think, but that's a different type of olive. Those aren't that gross, right? I wouldn't eat them, though, but I wouldn't eat them.

I know, yeah, it's, I don't eat that. I don't know what, that's like a raisin or, I don't fucking. It's an olive. It's black olive. All right, what's your confession? Let's move on. I'm like three and five in the steam room. Oh, really? You're just losing games? First of all, the steam room is so hot.

You ever been in a steam room? Yeah, I've been in a steam room. Is that just to make small talk? Yeah, okay. Okay? It's like... That sounds hot. It sounds... Yeah, dude. That sounds hot. It feels like I'm in hell, dude. It's the hottest... It's like... So you're in there, you're like... Yes! Yes, dude! I'm like...

We gave away Reggie and a couple second-round picks just to get off Reggie's contract. Reggie makes like $5 million a year. I bet you guys miss my man Reggie. I do not. I do not. But I'm just saying as opposed to Russ. I don't even know. I think Russ, it's like, it was such a risky and bad move, and I almost think we deserve everything we've been getting. Yeah, we did it to ourselves.

It's a somber day, man. It's a tough day to see your coach go. And in that fashion. And in that fashion, man. Three games left. In that fashion. Three games left in the season. What are we, 15 over?

My whole plan goes out the window. It's literally like I'm going to burn and die. And it's like I want to compete with these guys, but it's like I'm going to pop. Maybe you just have to get acclimated. Maybe, but it's like I don't. I'm in there for like five minutes. That sounds like a dope steamer, though. I love burning up to the point that I almost die. It's intense in there.

I might just have to join it. I got to go try Equinox. It seems like I'll just join. But it's far.

How far is it for you? One minute. Yeah. So you lucked out with Equinox. I lucked out with golf course.

Yeah.

Oh, that's killer. It's great. Questions. I got a stat. I got a little news. Jothra Grenade tonight. I think that's awesome.

Dalton popped that one up. He just exactly went like, he like pulled the thing out and chucked it. Dude, because what is he getting fined? Like $15,000? Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck. He's rich. It's funny. Really funny. I think he's just trolling. Or he just, I don't know. No, he's trolling, dude. It's really funny. And he's just like, dude, like it's not a big deal.

And he's like, I'm John Morant and I have $100 million. So, hey guys, find me. I'm still John Morant. Still have $100 million. Still going to throw a grenade. Going to throw a grenade because I want to do it. Really funny. And at some point, by the way,

somebody's gonna give in what at some point you keep throwing grenades and they stop finding you and then you win yeah yeah and then that feels really good what do you think his next step is so he's shotguns bazooka bazooka uh maybe like uh knife knife or just yeah yeah middle finger middle finger Maybe like a throwing star. Some sort of sniper. Oh, sniper. Sniper, like he's like here.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that could be dope. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff you can take.

No, but it isn't hurting his wallet. But it kind of is. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It's still money that he could buy something else with. Instead of 75K, it's like he was maybe going to buy... Maybe another car? Or a Cuban link. Yeah. Can't buy it anymore. A watch? 10 still buy it, but with 75,000 less. Stat of the day, I'll give you three lives. For a ton of socks? Sorry.

Yeah, you could buy... Imagine having $75,000 worth of socks. It would be awesome because you just wear a new pair of Nikes every day. Which, by the way, those are fucking... Nothing better.

No. Yeah. Least used letters in the English alphabet. We've done it before. You've got three lives. Go ahead. And if you win, you can toe stomp my toes. Okay. X. The four. Y. And the eight. W. And the nine. V. Wait, I've got to do what I'm doing. V. And the six. Z. And the one. Oh, you've got such... Wait, why do you even rip ass on Z? Because it's... He didn't deserve that. The one. Okay, yeah.

Give him a... I know, I know. It's just a tough look. It's the least useful. Tough look? It's my letter, man. It's my moment. Okay, my bad. So just... Yeah, Z. Yeah.

It's like you... It's like... I've been trying to think of a good metaphor all day and I have a half-baked one if you want me to throw it out there. Sure. You can't get mad at tequila when you're hungover.

Oh, wow. In the five, I might be in trouble. You have T lives, and you know all the letters in the alphabet. I do. I know all of them. Let's drop it to two lives. L-M-N-O-P-P.

P. Actually, I'll give you three lives. Fuck it.

I like a new fart every epi. It's a funny.

Oh, fuck. What was it? B. You just kept skipping over B. I was trying to do Oz the Mentalist and stare at your face.

How do you do that? How do you do that? Yeah, I want to get it done. How are you doing that? I want him to mentalize us really bad. So bad. I want to get mentalized. Honestly, I almost don't want to. No, I'd fuck him up because I can fuck with my mind. Me too. I would change my answer. Yeah, yeah. Just make him look... Also, like... God, those Oreo s'mores were good. Yeah. How do you... Like...

It didn't fully get there.

But you know what I'm saying? Mmm. If you take a bunch of shots of tequila and you wake up in the morning and you feel sick, you can't be like, it's tequila's fault. You got to say, hey, I got to look in the mirror. I knew I was drinking tequila. I knew what I was getting myself into. We knew exactly. And by the way, Russ, I would say he's been exactly what we thought.

I think he's like able to read people's mind. No, I think he's able to read people. I think he's cheating somehow. I don't think, I don't think he's cheating. He's obviously cheating. No, he's not. I mean, like he's maybe like got techniques to read people, but I think he, he knows he, he goes into your background, finds a couple of things.

And then he's like, okay, there's four options. No. And then I'm going to be like, okay, no.

I think so. I really think so. Let's get mentalized by him. I would love to get mentalized. How does a guy get mentalized? How do we sign up? I don't know, but Oz the Mentalist. Should we just DM him? We should DM him and say mentalize us. That's the right verbiage, right?

Mentalize us, Oz. I'm going to say mentalize me. Say yo, Oz.

No, no, no. You have to be more casual. Yo, Oz.

Yo, Oz, mentalize us. Mentalize us? How about... Question mark.

Yo Oz.

Yeah. Use. Mentalize us.

Send.

Send it. Send it. Send it. Send. Use. Mentalize us. Yeah. Get that screenshot of that for Dalton. We did. We really sent that. I think, well, that's very clear. Yeah. How many followers does he have?

Holy fuck.

Deserved. He was mentalized. We look like one of those, like, it's like a foreign person that doesn't know. It always is. And by the way, what is up with that? It's bots. But like the bots don't. I don't know. The bots. We'll get a hundred DMs a day from like bots that are like, like, comment me post. I know.

What are you gaining out of that? I don't know. Maybe likes and comments? It's funny, dude.

All right, questions. We've got a good operation. Questions from the breadsticks here up next. Questions from the sticks. So we finally heard from Blue Jay. Thank you. Oh, thanks. Thank fucking God. He reached out on YouTube. He likes to reach out. He's kind of like an old-fashioned bird. He reached out over YouTube.

He said, Dear Danny and Zach, I wish you boys strength, serenity, and continued success as you receive this message. So he's on a weird wave again. Yeah, he's on a hippie wave again. On Pod 119, fellow breadstick Jason Williams mentioned how he wanted an update on how I'm doing. I would like to start off saying I appreciate his concern about my well-being and that I'm doing well.

I joined the basketball super league, the top men's performance basketball league in Turkey about a month ago for the Manisa Basket.

I formed a close and meaningful friendship with Yunus Sansirma, who was born in Turkey. Wow. Over time, our conversations have gone far beyond the surface as he shared with me not only the beauty of Turkish culture and history, but also personal stories and perspectives that have broadened the way I see the world. This is great news.

By the way, he's been our best player. Throughout the first half of the season, he was kind of a plus. And that was because he was starting with Yolk. We knew that he couldn't start with Yoko. True, true, true, true. You have to come off the bench, man. But literally, he hasn't been any more or less than what we thought, I don't think. No. Yeah, yeah. You can't get mad at Tequila, man.

The reason that I've not written in for the pod the past few months is that our coach, Kazis Moskvitidis, is an old school kind of guy. Therefore, he plays strict rules about the use of technology. Although this league has treated me well, I'm in fact searching for a new country to compete in. What do you boys think is the next place that I should take my talents to with Gratitude Blue Jay?

We're not sure. I don't know about the basketball stuff.

He's formed a very good relationship with Yunus Sonsurma from Turkey. And the conversations have gone way... And he's been taught by Yunus about the beauty of Turkish culture and history. So I think you... Stay with Yunus. If that's a cool bond, yeah. If that's a guy that... What's the rush? What's the rush to get out of Turkey? And there's no guarantee they'll meet another Eunice overseas. No.

No, it seems like a real special bond. It's good to hear from you. Good to hear from you, Blue Jay.

Trying to keep who? What? Heat? He said, thoughts on Doar trying to compete in the window division. Compete in the window division. I mean, I get it. He's not a window. He ain't a window. But is he not a window? This is the thing that Dora gets bothered by. He's not glass. What about a full sliding glass sliding door? You're a big window. No, you're a door with windows. You are a window.

No, he is a window. No, you play in the NDL. That's the National Door League. You don't play in the NWL. You could dominate in the window league. You would f*** up a windowsill. But do windows have knobs? It's less of a knob. No, he's got a handle. It's less of a knob, more of a handle. The windows cannot have handles. It's like the first thing when they check them.

I'm just saying, the refs check them before they go into the octagon. They check. If you have a handle, you can't compete. Like, a door can't compete. A door will take his handle off, and you'll just kind of have to be one of those where you kind of put pressure on. Do you know how hard these windows train and for how long they train to be windows?

No, they won't. That's such a casual... It's not a casual thing. You don't watch window fights. Yes, I do. Yes, I do so. I do so. Okay, who has the belt right now in welterweight? I think it was Bay Window. No, it was not Bay Window. It was Pete Window III. Pete Window III. Okay, fine. He's the biggest in the sport right now. You don't watch window fights.

A door can't just walk the f*** in and knock out a window. It's not like that. It absolutely is.

You're into the window on the side of the window. Yeah, yeah. And I'm into the real good fighters. There's a lot of good Russian windows right now. You haven't seen these sliding glass doors, man. I've seen them. You have not seen a sliding glass door. I've seen them. You haven't seen a modern sliding glass door. Window takes them down, chokes them. It's a whole identity. It's a full wall.

You got a full f***ing wall of window. A door would get f***ed up by a window in the first round of a bout.

We were drinking.

Yes. Yeah, I mean, yes.

And we knew what we were doing, man. We had some fun. We had some fun. We got some triple doubles. Wait, did that light just go off again?

Yeah, so I think to run a two-man, you have to have a... I would say more of a double date.

Yeah, you're on a double date. Because the father's related. He can't.

So you're on a double date.

If you're on a team with your girlfriend, then it's a double date. If you're on a team with your friend, then it's a two-man. Right. That's going to be the definition here.

exactly so yeah it is i like the look we got calzone he said hey dudes you give instruction for what he wants so it said hey dudes verb fart here but dude i'm pretty sure calzone hit me he hit me too i want to respond to the cow he's sending a fish no way or he's sending something oh he's sending like a he's sending a mad lib hell yeah dude if i sent a mad lib to the p.o box would y'all bring it back in the pot i said yeah we'll do it if you send one he said okay cool look out for it soon also maybe i don't know a fish

I mean, you can never have enough fish. We got one swimming around. We got to find a tank for him. Where's he at?

But Calzone said, BlimeRank these ways to show appreciation for something. It's his instruction.

up first we have sick um depends on the tone i think if you say sick like if i'm like yo i got you this new pair of kicks sick yeah but and it's not sarcastic it's in a good way three three okay good it's a good way to show a preach all right up next we have dope yo man i just got you this new pair of shoes i'm gonna say four i think it's dope but it's like it's it's it's less enthusiastic

i didn't see it that time i didn't see it we might have a ghost we do have a ghost we also mixed our liquors maybe i'm going too far in the metaphor i don't think that makes no i think that works yeah that works yeah that goes along with the rust thing yeah yeah that goes right along with it but yeah i think i think uh do you think this this run is over for this year

Yeah, it's more of a chill way. This one's good. Do the role play here. Yo, man. It's Beast. Yo, man, I just got you this new pair of shoes. What do you think? Beast.

Two. Honestly, I was skeptical. I was going to put it in five until it came out of my freaking mouth. Yeah, up next we have the shit. Yo, man, what do you think of this new pair of kicks? Those are the shit. I think honestly the fart kind of... He wanted verb fart. I just don't know what he said. And then he said Dalton. That just doesn't make sense. It doesn't really add up, but you know what?

It's like, yo, what do you think of this new pair of shoes? Dalton? And he said what? See, that makes sense. Yeah. So where'd you have that one? It's in the one, right? Yeah, it's in the one. It's in the one.

Oh, this is great. We got Jack here. Jack's just a consistent good question asker, man. Yeah, he is. He's consistent. He said, Flack and Flanny, which would you choose? You can only pick two. Ready? Make a game-winning buzzer beater three in game seven of the NBA finals. Okay? That's the first option. Okay. Be able to fly for one hour a year, but you don't know when it will be.

So one hour, you just take flight. Like if you're on a date, if you're on a first date on your fly thing, and you just go on your back and you just fly over the ocean. So sick. So you're done. You win. You win. Get an unlimited french fry dispenser. Fuck, that'd be nice. Get a million dollars, no strings attached. Just sent a herd of elephants to the PO box. They should be in the small envelope.

Okay. You just ask him next time. Yeah. Herd of elephants? Yeah, in like a small yellow envelope. Oh, yeah. I'll ask him. So what are you picking? Game winning buzzer beater three in game seven of the NBA Finals. That. Fly for an hour. You don't know when it'll be. Unlimited French fry dispenser. One million, no strings attached.

No, you can only pick two.

Game seven of the NBA Finals is the fly thing. I'm making the buzzer beater and I'm taking the million. I'm doing the fly and the buzzer beater. So you are flying.

And then what are you going to do? You'll just FaceTime me and be like, yo, it's my flight time.

Oh, you'll know, brother. And what are you going to do? Are you going to film up there? Film. Oh, we should film like our set for the day.

Yeah.

Yes, he is. But the whole thing, it's fake. And I'll be like, he has this deal. And then what we'll do is we'll get somebody else.

Yeah, imagine. He's out there. That'd be awesome. So you're doing the game winner. You have to fly. I mean, you can't not fly. That is a non-negotiable. Well, I'm doing the buzzer breeder and the million. But you need to know how it... But what if I take flight right now? I'm going to fly fucking right into the roof. No, I think you have the ability to fly. I don't think you have to fly.

No, that's what I wanted to get into. Imagine how hard Malone wants us to lose at that point. Imagine if we won and he were gone. Oh my. And then, and they were right. That almost tarnishes his legacy. It does. I don't think we can win the NBA championship, but I also do think like, at the end of the day, it's just, it's still just the same team. We will know.

But they say, hey, it's starting now. Yeah, so then you just run out. I was thinking... See you later! Be able to fly for one hour a year. I guess if I could choose it, I'm doing it. Yeah, you do have to do it. You have to do it. I'm going to throw the million away. So we're taking the same. Fly and NBA. Yeah. I'm just going to read this to rev you up.

Todd Edwards said, Popeye's spicy chicken is way, way, way better than trash filet. Bruh. That's it? Come on, dude. I don't get into this shit anymore, man. Bruh. It's immature. Bruh. And you know what?

Don't fart at him. Stop farting at him. And you know what also? Don't kawaii laugh at him. Don't do that, man. Don't fart at him. Don't reverb fart at him. Don't reverb your old man. That's not solving anything. It's not solving anything? Guess what? Stop, man. Stop, man. Stop. Yeah, see? Come on. Goddamn. All right, we'll move on. We'll move on. We got SpongeBob SquareBasket here.

He said Danny Green and Zach Randolph can hoop. So that wasn't even him addressing us. That was just addressing our guys. You got a good one. Zach Randolph's a good one. He is Z-A-C-K. Is he? He spotted that. He feels like a ZACH.

Yeah, he does ZACH. Yeah. And then Danny Green was good as well, I thought. Danny Granger was good too. Danny Granger is really good. Do you ever make an all-star game? I don't think so. It seems like he either made one or zero. I came home from work yesterday to my router drunk on the couch with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes all over my living room.

You think I need to kick him out so he could find his footing? He was once a solid router, but hasn't been the same after I replaced my old TV. He had the lots for that Samsung. He had the hots for that Samsung. So he had his heart broken when they gave the old TV away. Yeah, the hot for your TV, man. I mean, that's why you don't want to mix router and TV.

Well, don't put them next to each other like that. Yeah. It breaks my heart, but can't listen to the pod without Wi-Fi. So we have a situation, a good, honest router who's healthy. Yeah. Right. He falls in love with the Samsung. When we've seen this, we've seen this time and time and time again. Samsung gets shipped out to a different program. Shipped out to a different program or she asked out?

Might have been asked out by a different router, right? That's what I'm saying. Right. A taller, cooler router. Yeah. Longer. Yeah, longer, maybe faster connection. Right, all that shit. Rounder.

I always say start with sending them to router therapy. There's a lot of good routers there. And you can do it remote, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can zoom in to router therapy. Right. I think maybe it would help them a little bit more if we went in person and really connected. Like, they plugged them in.

Yeah, because if you're not plugged in and around, like, you feel the energy of those routers. I've, like, sat in on some with my router.

I think we'll know by the way, a lot more. of like if was it the players that really hated Malone or is it something else like that that happened that we don't know about if Jamal Murray in the next couple days is just like you know what oh yeah that's always doubtful the hammy's feeling alright that's always doubtful for tomorrow but we'll see But he also has to be doubtful.

But, yeah, I don't know. I don't think you kick them out right away. I don't think you can. I really don't think you can. I think you stick with that router. I think you stand by your router. Yeah, because these routers, they're humans too. Exactly. You know, they're people too. Exactly.

Danny, he says, hello, Wax and Brandy. I'm now 0 for 11 on questions asked. Yikes. Wow, that doesn't even feel right. I feel like I would have seen a Reed Pearden. I mean, he advances to 1 for 12. Put it behind you. Yeah, you advance to 1 for 12. String some questions together.

Yeah.

I just want to know who wins a 3v3 basketball game to 11. Oh, this seems great. This is right up our alley, man. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Waluigi, Jack Harlow, and Justin Bieber. It's a good squad. And good height. Bieber's normal height. Good height with Harlow and Waluigi. I think they're going to struggle with Bieber. Yeah, Bieber's fine, though. Bieber's not too bad.

He's going to have to run the point guard. He's going to have to be their ball hand. Who do they got on the other side here? Christ Griffin. I think he meant just Chris. Chris. The Grinch. Wow, and MPJ. Yeah, I think Grinch. Without the three-ball ability.

So Christ Griffin and Grinch are the worst two players on the court here. MPJ can't shoot. He has 6'11". Walu is like 7'6", though. Exactly.

Yeah, he kind of is. That's what I'm saying. Because all he does is shoot threes.

And Harlow and Bieber are better than Chris and Grinch. It's got to go to the Harlow, Bieber, Waluigi. But I think Grinch might have Harlow and Bieber has Chris Griffin. Grinch is slow, dude. Grinch doesn't have Harlow.

There's going to be a ref. They're going to call that shit. But also, like, he'll keep doing it. Yeah, he can't play offense, though. He can't shoot. He can't finish. You're going to bully him on defense. I still have – who do you have? I still have Harlow Bieber, Wallow.

And Chris is weak, too.

Okay. Also, MPJ could figure it. He's 6'11". He could just kind of lay it up. We'll figure it out. No, but Wallu is 7'6". Wallu, by the way, is kind of a pro athlete, too. Yeah, Wallu's a great defender. Yeah. We'll see, though. I think I got the other guys.

You can't just come back the next day and find out. Yeah, if he was just like, yeah, what if Jamal just wasn't playing because of something with Mike? Yeah, when did he get hurt? He just didn't. And then all of a sudden he just sat out five games with a hammy is a lot of games. That's true. You're f***ing injured. Yeah, you're really out.

Yeah, I mean, the early seasons, I didn't watch a lot of them either. It's a lot of character building. Yeah, they were kind of figuring it out. I would say skip to the seasons where, which season did they start doing the three-point shooting? Yeah, they started doing this three-point shot thing. Skip to that. I think they introduced Magic Johnson around like 75 or something.

Yeah, maybe start at the Johnson season. Yeah, Johnson. It gets exciting when you get Magic and Bird in there. And then there's some plot twists. There are some really fun plot twists. It gets really juicy around the 2000s, I would say. 2000s are crazy. It gets good, man. Skip the 50s. Maybe go to the 70s, 75s. But stick with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You're going to be glad.

The character development is nuts. Oh, my God. It's great. And the newest season has been pretty fun, too. It's been cool. This season might be, and this is a hot take, my favorite yet. Yeah, well, the characters are really... There's been a lot of plot twists.

All right, we got Jakey. We'll wrap with this one. He said, would you turn into the nearest earthworm for 24 hours for 50K? But if you die as the worm, you die for real. Damn. You can research worm tech before if you need. Zach, eat olives. I tried, dude. It's like... Yeah, they're not good. They're ass. The nearest earthworm.

So just... Which, by the way, where do you think the nearest earthworm is? You think we've got an earthworm within a mile?

Yeah, I think so. I think you'd be surprised. You got any earthworms at your gym? That lift? I mean, I haven't talked to him. Is that what you're asking? What? That he sees you have the headphones on? Like, yeah. I don't know what I'm saying. It's a sore subject. It's just like an earthworm took my bench today. Okay. All right.

Yeah. Oh, he got his slime all over?

Because we have some earthworms that do orange staring. They sweat all over the tree. They sweat a lot. Yeah. They sweat a lot. They sweat, which is fine. And they leave a trail. Yeah. People. Yeah. They don't clean it up.

It's just... Yeah, it's gross. But would you turn into an earthworm for... No, 50... I need the number to be higher. Yeah, it needs... I might legit die out there as a woman.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, man. You can get stomped. You could just go on the ground and kick. I know, but then maybe a bird eats you or some shit? But I'm just going to kick deep in the ground. But what do I do for food? God forbid. God forbid. It's early. Birds are going to be able to get you. Yeah, the early bird. You, you. The early bird. They're going to be able to get you.

Yeah, the early bird. They literally target guys like us. Guys like us.

I think that number needs to be like a billion.

Because I think I'm like going to die probably. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's got to be a bill.

I would like to spend some time as an earthworm. I would too. Just to understand them more. Exactly. Why did he not give you the bench today?

There's a reason. Why did he not wear deodorant this morning? Right, right. Why does he not clean up his trail? Because if you can understand somebody, you cannot hate somebody. Exactly. So I would love to walk in their slime. To slime them all in their shoes. Yeah. That'll do it for the episode 121. No! That'll do it for the episode 121.

Love you guys.

I just think, dude, I feel the big loser in this is Mike Malone. Well, you got a civil war going on.

Yeah.

As of right now, the season ends right now. We play the Clippers.

So I just want to play the vets. So let's win now. But he doesn't have the materials to win now. Right. And then we run into a scenario where he's playing Russ late minutes. And they pull them both out. Also, imagine getting fired from your job. Imagine getting fired today from the breadbasket.

I would be really upset. And he makes, what do you say, makes a year? 12 mil. So that stinks. He got fired today.

He's going to go coach the Spurs or he's going to co-coach somebody. Yeah, he'll obviously be a head coach somewhere else. That's going to make me sick. Ah, yeah, dude. I mean, dude, he's the winningest coach of the past whatever years, and he was the longest tenured coach of active guys other than Spolstra. Spolstra, good for Spolstra.

We probably have to go back home and watch these playoff games because, Danny, this is probably the last time we're going to see this court. I'm not ready to. No, this is the last time we're going to see this court. It might be the last time we see Jamal Murray in a Nuggets uniform. But why are we doing that? I don't know. I'm not ready for that.

The West is wide open. West is wide open, and I truly believe that. How do you feel? I'll give you an opportunity to say how you feel. Do we want to start with Calvin? Do we want to go? Let's start with Coach Milan, I think. Let's start with Coach Milan. I mean, the three words for me, the first three words were shocked.

we haven't nobody's ready for that dude we're gonna we were f***ing up by 20 last year to go to the Western Conference Finals and not to mention we were up by 20 to the Spurs game 82 if we win that game we're the one seed we're definitely going to the finals and we're on a four game skid I don't get what are we doing dude I just think we're... Don't do the Bucs thing, where they just panic.

No, no, no.

No, yeah, no, dude. Don't panic. Don't go get fucking... Who's the guy that would be like a Dame? You know what I will say, though? Don't go get, like, KD. if we don't have to give up Jamal, if we give up MPJ doing the box thing, that's so, yeah. I mean, don't panic guys. Just, we need two pieces. We get Bruce Brown and KCP. We're winning the NBA championship. Yeah.

I just haven't, we haven't proven that we're, we can't win with this core yet. I just, yeah, I don't want to blow it up, but I do think we should go on when, Oh my God. Like round one, we should go home because I think we may, somebody's going to be gone. MPJ. We'll never see him again. We'll never see like maybe Jamal. Maybe.

I think MPJ, I think MPJ is going to be gone. And he knows it. And he said it in November and everybody was clowning him. I mean, he has a huge contract and he is the piece. You know, everybody's got that piece. He's the piece. And he's also, you know what I kind of love about MPJ? He doesn't. He kind of seems like the guy that's like, he's like, I'll head out.

You know, like you guys don't want me to. I'm no hard feelings. So unbothered.

Like he doesn't take it personally.

That's really hard to do. And that's why we won a championship with him.

I don't really. I don't. I just. There's no. You know who you do trade? Russell Westbrook. Get him out of here. Yeah. Russell Westbrook in a first round. Bad for the culture, man. He's going to have a tough time finding another team. Yeah, I would just find another team. Because you know why? Because he's good at basketball.

Because every Friday, you're like, although on Sunday I was really, really hungover. Yeah, you're like, let's do this. You're like, this is going to be fun again. And then you watch him drive to the rim. Yeah. And then you watch him fucking, and you're like, this guy is. He still has it. And then you watch some, you watch some like 2017 Russ highlights and you're like, wait a minute.

We're getting this guy for $4 million? Yeah. Yeah, and you're like, sign me the fuck up. And you're like, this guy's like, he's a superstar. Global superstar. So he'll do that, and somebody will do it. Somebody will 100% do it. Go link up with the Pistons. Phoenix Suns will do it. The Suns will do it. Russ and D-Book is exactly what they're going to do.

And they'll be teamed back up, and it'll be awesome. And they will not, and they'll win 44 games. And it'll be a disaster. Yeah, yeah. And there'll be arguments, and KD will be on Twitter. And then you're hungover again. And then the next year... Here come the Knicks. They say, oh, you know what? Let's try Brunson off the ball. Yeah. Yeah. Let's try it.

Because by the way, Russ, you know what we need is somebody who can't shoot. Yeah. That's what we need. You know, defensively is quick. And Zach, he's a superstar.

right um just for that to happen right instant reaction uh like pp actually broke it to me he got the headline first i was like something had to happen that we didn't know about that's what i thought at first right i was like maybe yoke said we need him out maybe some personal thing happened with jamal something like that right because it seemed out of nowhere then i watched uh the whatever the what's his name again uh cronky talking about it cronky and it seems like maybe they've been

It's global. And then that team gets fucked.

That's a new fart. So this fart, by the way? You thought you were just going to sneak him in there? It was an accident that we lost the last one, but I do think this fart is going to be a wild card fart. It'll be a new fart. I like that. No, don't send your farts.

It's a slippery slope. It'll be a new fart here on the soundboard, upper right. It'll be the wild card fart. Do we do too much fart stuff? I feel like we haven't hit any button but fart today. Yeah, because the fart's a superstar.

We build around yoke. Farts are yoke. Yeah, farts are... Farts are yoke. Especially the rebranding. Who would you say is Jamal on this board? What? Yeah, that's Jamal Murray. I need to get my... By the way, that's Zach on a pod. What? Yeah. That was me. And then Christian Brown. Questions from the six. Really just smooth, good player. And then MPJ. Bruh. And then... AG. AG.

And then like... Who's verb fart? Jalen Pickett. No! Sometimes. Sometimes I get a bucket. And then this is... Russell Westbrook. No, Hunter Tyson. Hunter Tyson. Yeah, yeah. Never gets played.

Who's this? He was number one. That's like... Who's that G League guy? Anderson or something? Yeah, I don't know. Jones. Yeah, Jones. Jones. You know what Dino's first name is? No. Just Jones is so funny. Yeah, I don't know. This is P. Watt. Yeah, yeah. P. Watt. You want to keep P. Watt? No, but this is again... It goes back to like... It's unfair to both sides.

Because you've got... Mike Malone's supposed to play P-Watt, who's a second-round pick. He's not supposed to be good. Yeah, but stop trying to say that you've got to develop these guys. They're not supposed to be good. Well, you're trying to win a basketball game. You're like, I could put in this guy who has played and is good and can do good.

One of them is going to work out. Get Zeke. Get fucking Jones. Yeah, yeah. But like Strother, they're not good yet. Yeah, they're not good yet.

But it's not their fault. Yeah, it's nobody's fault. Like Strother might never get a second contract. Yeah, it is. It's unfair for both parties. And Mike Malone's like, he's not very good, and that's not his fault. So I'm just going to fucking play Russell Westbrook instead. And what has Mike done? He's won a lot of basketball games. And what are you supposed to do as a coach?

We were the one seed again almost last year. Because he wins a lot of basketball games. And then in the offseason, instead of picking up KCP, which we could have just gone in the luxury tax, and this is the Cronky's fault. The cheap-ass Cronky's. We get Russell Westbrook instead of KCP.

And then what happens then is, okay, Christian takes his spot in the starting lineup, but now what happened to Christian in the not starting lineup? Yeah, he's gone. And now it's Julian, Russell Westbrook. And it's a dumpster fire. And now we're building around Pickett in our second unit. But it also isn't a dumpster fire. We're still a great team. Yeah, we're 15 over. Yeah, it's a crazy situation.

Okay, let's move on. Okay, we're going to— Do you want to— I want to do P.O. I was going to be like, should we do P.O.? Are we doing MV and stuff today? Should we just see where P.O. takes us? Yeah, well, P.O., we only have three of them. So we got P.O.'s. We'll open these up.

So what's going to happen with P.O., guys, and pop the... Dalton, the whole segment, just have the address on the screen just in case they get... Starting now. If they want to...

have it or screenshot it or whatever it is kind of transparent it up there yeah yeah um so what we're going to do with the po i think is uh just have their our own it's it's its own video is going to be the po box like whenever we get enough packages probably once a month Yeah, and everything that gets sent will get opened.

So if we get sent 20 things, we're going to open all 20 things in its own video. Read all of them. Yes. Read all of them. So if you want to get through, just send us something. You get that. Pass me a box, too. We'll go one by one. Let's just go one by one. So the first one, we got a letter from Nick Palmer.

Handwritten letter is the best. I know.

First of all, Cronky, you gave us nothing. You gave us nothing. I know less about what happened after that.

First PO item ever. Quick rise, instant yeast. This comes from Nick. I love this. I do too. I love everything about this. This segment has been really fun so far. Yeah, like this comes from... We need a little bit more positivity on here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't fit.

All right, so here we go. We'll just do this. So who's it from? Nick Palmer, thank you so much for being our debut. We'll just go here. It's kind of like a placeholder. Thanks, Nick.

Okay. Gentlemen, I desperately need your help. As I'm sure you heard last weekend, Team Zach and Team Zach, I did hear this, Team Z-I-K and Z-I-C held talks with Team Nick and Team Nick. What, N-I-C and N-I-C? N-I-K and N-I-C to plan what they're calling the three-letter revolution.

But maybe there's been a buildup. Maybe the players have turned on him and they've been hating on him for three months and this was going to happen. And they're like, maybe this is a way we're on a four-game skid. We could shake things up and get these guys buzzing. But I'm shocked. I don't like it. I don't like it, man. We're that team. We're that basketball team.

I just want to hear more. The three-letter revolution. I want to hear more. I want to hear more. I've assembled Team Nick, N-I-C-K. But I think we all need alliances with Team Zach and Team Zach to defend ourselves.