Sal Vulcano
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It's like, yes, I tried to change lanes, but then I saw you, so then I moved back.
I guess I could have never been born, according to the guy in the Ram.
And that would have been celebrated at his house.
But short of being stillborn or having a rollover type thing with my mom because she was overweight.
No, I started to do something and then I saw you and then I moved back.
So then he slows down next to me.
Now he's not moving the pace of the lane and he just starts honking the horn, just riding the horn.
He's got his girl in the passenger seat, too, which is weird.
He's showboating.
Right.
So he's like, meh.
And I'm sort of looking at him going, I don't know what you want from this.
I started to change lanes.
I saw you, and I moved back.
And we never came close.
He didn't jam on the brakes.
He didn't do anything.
The only time he used his brakes was to stop next to me.
So I'm like.
Okay, and so I just start going along, and now we're a couple hundred feet down the freeway, and I'm sort of making time on him.