Sam Alexander

This is really just the aftermath of my voice being destroyed by whatever I had, and then it's still coming back.

Yeah, somewhere between a robot and a 65-year-old smoker.

Yep.

They're coming right for us.

Yeah.

It ain't good.

It had to have been.

I had to have gotten two things at once because I had flu symptoms and the cold symptoms.

And then it settled into my throat.

lungs in like a chest cold but but also um it lit my sinuses on fire like i had a hot headache like right in the middle of my forehead that would not go away i've i've taken way too much over-the-counter pain medication this past two weeks your liver must be loving you

I picked a great dry January.

Gross.

I think you are wrong.

I think it has to do with the layers of the skin it gets through.

Yeah.

Not all the way through muscle.

Once you get to muscle, that's like... Maybe it's both all the way to muscle.

We don't have blasters or phasers, depending on which flavor of nerdism you're into.

So...

That's going to be... I'm going to let this make a band-aid.