Sam Alexander

You've drawn him by some tag click.

If it's me, midnight, I run and jump in my van and I drive to Colorado and get my tag and then book it over to the western slope somewhere.

Get as close to Utah as possible before I find some public land.

It's like, you have seven days.

It's like the rain, but for Buffalo.

Wait, did the Buffalo watch the video and then Mike just pops out of a well somewhere and starts chasing him?

And then what, Vince?

Like, I just go, boo!

No, you're like the lady from the ring who crawls up out of the well and then comes out of the TV.

It definitely doesn't say him.

Well, and the thing about bison that I recall from just reading is if they don't see the danger, they'll just stand around as their compatriots get shot and collapse on the spot.

That's what the buffalo hunters... That's why the buffalo hunters use the big boars with long-range sights and everything, because you could stand...

four, five, six, seven, 800 yards off and just destroy an entire herd because they would not run until they saw you and their eyesight isn't very good because they're a herd animal and that's where their defense comes from.

Right.

It's not like a deer that needs to see you far off because it needs to run away from you.

You get a bunch of buffalo and they'll just stand in a circle or run you off.

They were coming right for us.

The juxtaposition of the stories, you know, Mike's, they're coming right for us and Dave's out there like, get out of here.

But I would have to know when Colorado statehood was.

1892.