Sam Alexander

Otherwise, it's a fucking MP7.

And wait, why would they want to export?

Oh, because Americans want that shit and they can make money because they're capitalists now.

Okay, it's not April 1st yet, first of all.

Mostly people.

The three biggest hurdles over the years, from my understanding, of us having a civilian MP7 have been

HK, because fuck you, the German government and their laws having to approve exported firearms, and obviously the ATF.

Two of those are gone now, which just leaves the one, the ATF.

Gay.

And if we can, like, I, I need to go to the hospital after this because I saw that video hours ago and I have had a raging boner ever since.

It absolutely has.

Yes.

You know what?

I don't even care if they, if they did it in blue.

As long as they have the correct SBR kits, so the correct stock, the correct folding forward vertical grip.

If I can get the gun and those two things, send it to me in fucking cotton candy pink.

I don't give a shit.

I will rattle can that motherfucker black.

I need that gun.

That is my number one all-time grail gun.