Sam Alexander

And when it is centered, it's only inevitably that it starts to wander away on me.

I got to pull it back and it wanders away on me.

I got to put it back.

I have one of the older Vortexes.

I have a Vortex Mini that somebody would be willing to give me, but I'm not going to go do it because it would just sit around and collect dust.

You said you were going to basically... Yes, but then I slapped my magnifier behind the aim point and then realized, like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

I'll pick it up at some point.

It's just not on my priorities list.

He's a potator.

You get a soft spot for it.

I have a soft spot for my Bushnell TRS-25.

It's a $75 red dot I bought years ago.

It has gone thousands of rounds on that OPAP up there.

Not every gun I own, but almost a lot of guns I own.

That little cheap-ass fucking red dot has taken tours on.

Just because it's the dot that I have lying around.

I mean, I have other dots lying around at this point, but that's the one that it's like, oh, I need to put a dot on this real quick.

You know the thing that always bugged me about guns in Call of Duty, even back then when I didn't know much about guns?

you put an optic on a gun and suddenly the front sight disappears or it gets really short.

It's like, what?