Sam Koppelman

What is the past history?

So you know how Phil Mickelson used to make bets with Billy Walters?

He was also embroiled in an insider trading case that the government brought against Walters that accused Mickelson of trading based on tips that were sent to him by Billy Walters.

We should note, Walters didn't actually end up serving that full sentence.

Which finally brings us back to the 14-inch c*** from the first act.

We must.

And to jog your memory in case it's not seared into it forever.

And obviously, the reason that Gavin Newsom is relevant here is that he is in charge, ultimately, of the office of the state fire marshal that Sable needed for approval.

And what Phil is essentially saying is if Trump says f*** off to Newsom with his genitalia, then perhaps the stock price of Sable offshore can become more tumescent.

I wanted to show some class after saying **** all episode.

And Sable, for the record, is not dead yet.

They are still trying to get support from the Trump administration.

And one of the ways that they are going to try to do this, according to that leaked phone call, which I want to be clear, Phil Mickelson was not on, but he was alluded to on that call as part of this final play Sable wants to run, which involves a round of golf between, quote, a certain left-hander and Commerce Secretary Howard Ludnick.

I think that that joke was more of a flop shot, but sure.

Okay, so I didn't speak to Howard Lutnick, but I spoke to a source very, very close to Howard Lutnick, super familiar with his thinking, who told me that Lutnick says he's never heard of Sable Offshore and does not have any plans to golf with Phil Mickelson.

Honestly, and they didn't say this to me, but it seems like they might be a little bit offended that Howard Lutnick would need Big Jim to help him book a golf game with Phil Mickelson.

Totally.

As...

You listen to that audio, it's clear that Sable Offshore thinks that the Trump administration is going to greenlight them.

If only they put up big gold letters, rename the Pacific Ocean, Ocean America, and book tea times for their cabinet secretaries.