Sam Mertens

Not fun.

I'm not getting money. I might as well get fun out of this.

I'm not getting money. I might as well get fun out of this.

I'm not getting money. I might as well get fun out of this.

Okay, okay. I've paused the chickens. I can listen to any and all suggestions as long as you're fine with me saying no thank you. I think we are okay with that.

Okay, okay. I've paused the chickens. I can listen to any and all suggestions as long as you're fine with me saying no thank you. I think we are okay with that.

Okay, okay. I've paused the chickens. I can listen to any and all suggestions as long as you're fine with me saying no thank you. I think we are okay with that.

That's part of the fun, isn't it?

That's part of the fun, isn't it?

That's part of the fun, isn't it?

Hello. You have been selected as the person who most desires these.

Hello. You have been selected as the person who most desires these.

Hello. You have been selected as the person who most desires these.

They are all going to have much stronger, eggier flavors than anything you get at the store. I don't know if that sounds good or not. If you don't like egg, you're not going to like these eggs.

They are all going to have much stronger, eggier flavors than anything you get at the store. I don't know if that sounds good or not. If you don't like egg, you're not going to like these eggs.

They are all going to have much stronger, eggier flavors than anything you get at the store. I don't know if that sounds good or not. If you don't like egg, you're not going to like these eggs.

If you like eggs, you're going to love these eggs.

If you like eggs, you're going to love these eggs.

If you like eggs, you're going to love these eggs.

What was that? What was that? Huh? What was that?