Sam Perry

I mean, it's the Moscow Brothers opening the batting.

That's pretty fucking iconic, boys.

We should talk earnestly and solemnly about that, but we'll just park that for a second.

AJ, you know, we played twos at right oval.

Now Joffra's bowling at you.

Cold Cutter, what's the plan?

You could probably just hit him off his length.

You know what I mean?

See what happens.

Just to both of you guys as well, you make it through Super 8s, for example.

I mean, I've actually put it in to chat GPT, the way the seeds work and if Pakistan is playing, and let's just be clear, we're recording this Wednesday, 4th of Feb, okay?

Anything can happen.

But let's see.

I mean, why don't we go to the Menenti brothers, actually, who bat in the middle order, 5 and 6.

Also iconic.

You know, you're going to have to face Usman Tariq in the middle there as well.

I mean, what's the plan to Usman?

I'll make a comparison in your bowling insofar as you both bowl off breaks.

But have you ever thought about the stop and prop?

I mean, Balotelli places penalties that way.