Sam Perry

England started the day behind by 134 runs or something like that.

The lead for Australia swelled eventually to about 183.

England's now lead by 119 runs, but they've only got two wickets left in hand.

We've got a drought-breaking 100 from a new blonde toy with a gold chain and an accent.

That's exciting.

Slugs just slapped his piece all over these ashes.

And more bad news for Cricket Australia because I'm pretty sure organisations lose money when matches go to five days.

So the bad times keep on rolling, but Australia are about to win the Ashes 4-1 tomorrow and that's going to make you feel good.

I might fly back to Sydney because I want to be part of it.

I want to feel as close as I can to an Ashes winning side and that's why I do this show, Pezza.

Thoughts on the day?

Oof.

It's 142 red off 232 for Jacob Bethel.

Remember the name?

Who was that kid again?

Anyway, I mean, you've touched on it there, Pezza, but it was a matter of time, really, with this kid.

22 years old, in front of family, emotional stuff.

He's on 99 for ages.

There's tension that is palpable around the ground, maybe across both nations.

We often speak of what it would be like to do something where the people you love are proud of you.