Sam Perry

The whole conversation around him was like, how has this never scored a first... How has this happened?

It's so good.

It's so nice on the eye, and it makes me want to close the blinds and turn off the phone for a bit, maybe use a VPN to access these highlights.

It felt...

naughty to be to be enjoying this because it was so sexual i mean like also left-handed cheating but i mean a good-looking left-hander shits all over every right-hander in history it's you know there's also it also can go the other way you know like uh i mean i mentioned graham smith yesterday i'm going to mention sir leicester cook here um you know unbelievable records sure did i enjoy watching it less so um i'm going to enjoy watching this i don't want it to hurt hurt me because it's going to for the next decade as you said but

But how has he got calm on 99 when he's never done this?

He must have like a million private school hundreds or something, you know?

Obviously the ultimate pressure.

Well done, mate.

You've scored a cheap hundred in the dead rubber when four other blokes have already gone daddy.

So yeah, all the best, mate.

Doesn't really count.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

LAUGHTER

And that's how we do it in Australia.

You know, that's how we do it.

Let's talk about Slug Pezza.

It's three for 51 off 13.

He gets Harry Brook, he gets Will Jacks, and he gets Ben Stokes.

He's averaging 41 with the bat.