Sam Perry

You've got some private browsing going.

You say anything and you're getting it bent into your algorithm there.

NordVPN going.

Turn the old VPN off and the phone won't know.

Problem solved.

Solved.

Defending champions back at home as well.

That's why this show is unofficially known as White PL.

I think Phil Salt has stitched up every single boundary rider in the IPL now as well.

By taking, like, a one-handed screamer in the first game, no one who drops one from here on can say, it's just tough under the lights and the dew this time of year.

Yeah, right, right, right.

You don't see a lot of, like, for how good the cricketers are in the IPL, I don't feel like you see a lot of unbelievable snares, largely because the ball is travelling so fast.

LAUGHTER

I can't hear myself fucking think.

I could go with Kyle Cox in the background.

Now, one point I want to make about Virat that I don't think others have made.

They missed it.

He looks fit.

And doesn't look hungry for runs.

You can just ink him in for 600 runs a year, Mr. Insurance Policy.