Sam Stein

I mean, isn't Buttigieg just the most interesting character of our age?

Like, I mean, he doesn't look like he looks like an intensely boring homosexual, like everything gay people shouldn't be.

But it's so interesting the fact that, I mean, clearly he wasn't gay, like at the beginning.

Well, he had girlfriends.

Right.

So he wasn't gay, but he made himself gay.

So what does that mean?

Well, his sexuality, like all homosexuality, is a function, a product, a symptom.

What is his homosexuality a symptom of?

It's of his vaulting ambition.

Buttigieg timed it perfectly so that post-Obama, the gay guy with the black kids, perfect presidential candidate.