Sam Stein

I guess not.

All right.

I asked Sam in the dressing room, I was like, did you think there'd be this much gay content at your new news job?

It's constant.

Never-ending gay content.

Well...

First of all, I feel like this fully dispels this notion that the Jews are orchestrating everything, because that's the worst plan I've ever heard.

I mean, if you think about it, I'm embarrassed that Jews came up with this plan.

Just step back and think about it.

The idea here was we were going to bomb his complex with such precision...

that he would escape unscathed and be totally fine with the fact that we nearly killed him with the bomb and then go out somewhere and get a big popular movement behind him and then that would win the war.

I wish I could be in the room where people were talking this through and no one was asking follow-up questions like,

How does this work?

What's step two?

Are people going to follow this guy?

Do we like this guy?

Is this our guy?

Yeah, it feels like you were missing the bigger point here.

No, I think that's the point.

I feel like that's the big point.