Sam Tallent
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Podcast Appearances
It's not as bad as the eye.
Oh, I did a jalapeno, and then I touched my dick, and then my wife came home, and I had the tip of my penis in a saucer of milk.
She was like, what are you up to?
I'm just like crying with my dick in cream.
Capsaicin's a hell of a drug, man.
It's like those smelling salts you have in the green room.
Dude, I dipped my toes into those waters and...
Hey, I'll take your word for it.
What a glowing endorsement of this product.
Yeah, I went too deep, too.
Oh, I felt it in my lungs.
It really hits, like, the reptile part of your brain.
I'm going to go fight Bruce.
I did it to impress Ron White in the green room, and he just laughed.