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Sam Tallent

πŸ‘€ Speaker
4709 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Everybody, here comes Candace August.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Hey, uh, I am in an interracial marriage, and so I'm the only black person in my husband's family.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

And because of that, they always have annoying-ass questions for me.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

One time, my sister-in-law was like, hey, Candace, can you please talk to the kids about Juneteenth?

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

I had absolutely no idea.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

I snuck in the bathroom and searched that shit on Google.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

I was like, oh, this is why I was off work on Monday?

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Oh, OK.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Since they always got questions for me, I decided to start making shit up, just giving us superpowers.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

They asked me a dumb question, I give them a dumb answer.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Like, hey, Candace, do black people like fried chicken?

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Of course we do.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

And we can see in the dark.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Did you know that?

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

That's my time.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Y'all have a good night.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Candace August.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

Hi, Candace.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

You've been on this show before.

KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT

I have.