Sam Tallent
π€ Speaker
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total appearances
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KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
Hey, uh, I am in an interracial marriage, and so I'm the only black person in my husband's family.
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
And because of that, they always have annoying-ass questions for me.
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
One time, my sister-in-law was like, hey, Candace, can you please talk to the kids about Juneteenth?
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
I snuck in the bathroom and searched that shit on Google.
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
I was like, oh, this is why I was off work on Monday?
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
Since they always got questions for me, I decided to start making shit up, just giving us superpowers.
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
They asked me a dumb question, I give them a dumb answer.
KILL TONY
#766 - SAM TALLENT
Like, hey, Candace, do black people like fried chicken?